2006-08-04 04:25:03 · 24 answers · asked by Boo Boo 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
How does Micheal Jackson know when it's bed time?
When the big hand is on the little one.
2006-08-04 05:09:34 · answer #1 · answered by CAPTAIN CONSERVATIVE 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Alex Rodriguez....They both where a glove for no apparent reason.
What did the mother say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
Please, get out of my son.
2006-08-04 11:30:06 · answer #2 · answered by jim 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Michael Jackson, Nelson Mandela, and George Bush were on a plane with 20 kids. The plane is about to crash but there are only 20 parachutes! Nelson says "Lets give them to the kids". George says " Screw the kids" and Michael says " yes yes but do we have enough time?"
2006-08-04 11:44:29 · answer #3 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q. Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?
A. He thought it was a delivery service.
2006-08-04 11:46:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jackson is on a ship and there are many kids onboard. All of a sudden, the ship hits an iceberg and starts to sink. The Captain yells to Michael, "Save yourself!"
Michael yells back, "What about the kids?!"
Captain: "Screw the kids!"
Michael: "Do we have time!?!"
2006-08-04 11:30:15 · answer #5 · answered by Spectre 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you know that Michael Jackson is going to attend the University of Texas at El Paso next fall? Yeah, he really likes the Minors. (If you don't know the nickname of UTEP is the Miners).
2006-08-04 11:28:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Leave Michael alone!!
â¥â¥We Love You Michael!!!!â¥â¥
2006-08-04 16:49:12 · answer #7 · answered by ♥Stranger In Maine™♥ (Thriller) 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Knock knock
who's there
little boy blue
little boy blue who
Michael Jackson
2006-08-04 11:28:29 · answer #8 · answered by ninja_girl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What did the woman say to Micheal Jackson at the beach?
Get out of my son!! (sun)
2006-08-04 11:29:25 · answer #9 · answered by irishmomof3 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Michael Jackson walked pas the mirror and "I`m looking athe man in the mirror" looked even closer and said "who is it?"
2006-08-04 11:41:15 · answer #10 · answered by dnlrawson 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋