JOKE
A naked lady walks into a bar, with a poodle under one arm and a two foot salami under the other, she sets the salami on the counter and the bar tender says, "so I guess you wont be needing a drink" Naked lady says "
2006-08-04 06:34:38 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hi, you probably already know this--this joke comes from the movie "The Breakfast Club." If you haven't seen it, it's pretty a good 80s flick. John Bender (actor Judd Nelson) is crawling through the ventilation ducts back toward the library, where the rest of his friends are serving detention. On the way there, he recites this joke to himself--maybe to boost his confidence--and falls through the ceiling tiles, into the library, before he can say the punchline. Then he dusts himself off and says nonchalantly, as his friends are gawking at him, "Forgot my pencil."
Unfortunately, he never finishes the joke, and several websites claim that this part in the movie was ad-libbed and that there is no "official" punchline.
But plenty of people have tried to come up with one. You can probably find some answers on Google under "Bender's joke" or "Breakfast Club joke." Cheers!
2006-08-04 08:08:13 · answer #1 · answered by Christopher M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm, and a two-foot salami under the other. She lays the poodle on the table. The bartender says, "I suppose you won't be needing a drink." Naked lady says . . . oh sh**!
2006-08-04 13:42:47 · answer #2 · answered by Big-Sister 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Screw you, douche bag. Gimme a martini and the same for my two friends here."
I know it's not funny, but that's what she said. I swear. Then the bartender tried to pick up the salami and the dog attacked him. When the woman tried to tear her dog's vice-like jaws off of the bartender's arm, she fell off her bar stool and broke her wrist. In all of the commotion the poodle ran out the door with the salami. Once the naked lady found out her dog and dried sausage were gone, she pitched a fit. She started shaking her fist at the bartender, claiming she was going to sue him for losing her dog. Then she ran out the door after them, but alas, they were both long gone.
2006-08-04 13:41:51 · answer #3 · answered by mayorofsteveville2002 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, I will it's hot outside, the poodle is heavy and I need something wash down this big salami.
2006-08-04 13:39:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yup, but my poodle, does...
2006-08-04 14:32:44 · answer #5 · answered by illustration 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋