Anyone have a diarrhea joke?

Question

Or any other joke to write on a wall of a public restroom in a stall?

Answer 1

Four old cowboys are having a discussion about what is the fastest thing
in the world.
First cowboy says, "I believe it's thinking, 'cause when you prick your
finger or touch a flame, the pain instantly becomes thought and hits the
brain."
Second cowboy says, "Well, I think its blinking. When you blink and open
your eyes again, you immediately see everything. Nothing is changed."
Third cowboy says, "Well, I think it's light, 'cause as soon as you
press that light switch, you go from dark to instant light." Fourth
cowboy says, "Well, I think its the Mexican-two-step diarrhea."
All the others ask simultaneously, "Diarrhea? Why?"
Fourth cowboy says, "I'll explain it to you. I went across the border to
a saloon last night and drank a buncha home-made Mexican tequila. On the
way home from the saloon, I stopped off at Lupe's cafe and ate two
helpings of her Mexican Special, which had been warmed over a time or
two, and a buncha jalapenas and some chili peppers I never saw before."
First cowboy asks, "So, what's that got to do with speed or diarrhea?"
Fourth cowboy says, "Well, later on when I was in bed? I felt this fire
and fierce rumbling in my belly, and before I could think, or blink, or
turn that damn light on....it comes!
So diarrhea us the fastest! It comes before the others.

Answer 2

Whats the definition of Bravery?

A man with diarrea chancing a fart!

Answer 3

Click below for a diarrhea joke:

http://www.bathroomjokes.com/poop/work.htm

Answer 4

Did you know Diarrhead is Genetic?

It runs in your genes.

Answer 5

only in my pants :-(