Q. What do you call a masturbating cow??
A. Beef Strokin Off
2006-08-04 04:56:32 · 22 answers · asked by SupaMan 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Im so glad you didnt say cream od chipped beef. Thats what Im eating for lunch
2006-08-04 05:01:27 · answer #1 · answered by sickpuppee82 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats funny i got one too
soldier was given the job of hunting for buffalo. To help him, he hired an Indian Scout. The two of them set off on their journey to find buffalo. After riding awhile, the Indian gets off his horse, puts his ear to the ground and says "Humm, buffalo come". The soldier scans the area with his binoculars, but sees nothing. He is confused and says to the Indian, "I do not see anything, how do you know buffalo come"? and the Indian replies, "ear sticky".
tell me if its funny or contact me if you dont get it
2006-08-04 12:07:08 · answer #2 · answered by buyaksha 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cows dont have a penis you moron. And doesnt stoking imply hands?
Revised Joke: What does a perverted cowboy eat?
2006-08-04 12:14:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol..
funny
=)
2006-08-04 11:58:42 · answer #4 · answered by .: The Girl Next Door:. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you hear about Mozart?
He was Haydyn...but now he's Bach
he was in the closet Beethoven, we heard him when he
Tschaikovsky-ed
2006-08-04 12:36:44 · answer #5 · answered by MJFProd 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad for a short one
2006-08-04 12:01:07 · answer #6 · answered by dnlrawson 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice.
What happened to the flying rubber condom?
It got pissed off!
2006-08-04 12:19:42 · answer #7 · answered by Lauren R 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ummm ok thanx for 2 points though
2006-08-04 12:00:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok.
thanx for the 2 points though!
2006-08-04 12:08:20 · answer #9 · answered by Lilach 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awesome gotta love it keep them coming in will ya..lmao
2006-08-04 12:01:41 · answer #10 · answered by jerdan95 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋