True story, I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
2006-08-04 04:47:34 · 26 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.
"The moral of this story is:"
"Always keep your condoms in your car."
2006-08-04 04:48:01 · update #1
so sorry that you are all bored with my moral. why even bother answering then? jeesh, ya don't like it...move on! what about the people who have never heard it? that was the first time I've heard it, and thought it was cute enough to pass on....
2006-08-04 04:58:50 · update #2
I don't know the moral of the story, but if you have to be put to the test , they didn't trust you to begin with.
2006-08-11 11:07:44 · answer #1 · answered by breeze1 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A man is walking past this house when a used condom comes flying out of the second story window and lands squarely on his head.
Rather disgusted and absolutely furious, he goes up to the front door and starts pounding on it. An elderly man opens it and asks him what caused him to knock so loudly. The passerby asks,
"Who's in your upstairs room?"
The elderly man replies, "I can't see how it's any of your business. Since, you must know, my daughter and intended son-in-law are upstairs."
The passerby hands him the used condom and says, "Well, I just wanted you to know that your intended grandchild fell out the window!"
Moral of the Story? Always keep your used condoms in your car!
2006-08-04 12:11:08 · answer #2 · answered by giko 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Condom?
pffft. A REAL man woulda banged her silly in the flesh.
2006-08-11 13:44:28 · answer #3 · answered by loon_mallet_wielder 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That may be a true story..but not for you..I got this about a year ago in an email!
2006-08-11 15:28:50 · answer #4 · answered by brown eyes 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Liked it. Never heard this one before
2006-08-04 12:04:37 · answer #5 · answered by ramiesmom 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nothin like a good joke to share over beer with tonight im set tonight
2006-08-11 15:27:03 · answer #6 · answered by endrshadow 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Read this with the mom version as well and it's always a good joke!
2006-08-04 12:34:11 · answer #7 · answered by 7FAM 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're a pig!! I can't even believe some men's mind frames. That is terrible, really terrible.
2006-08-11 15:30:15 · answer #8 · answered by Isabella 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so wen that sisiter is abt to get married,will ur wife hav to do this to test the sisters would-be?
lol
2006-08-04 12:03:34 · answer #9 · answered by cooldreamzgirl 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well, I had never heard that one before. So thanx for that. You get an "Attaboy" for today.
2006-08-11 01:52:52 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋