Jokes & Riddles - August 2006

i'm having a bad day and i need a good laugh! the best will get 12 points!!

2006-08-08 03:24:51 · 14 answers · asked by •°iiFia1125°• 4

11+2=12+1

No, the answer is not that it is a valid mathematical equation.
I want something else. What is it?

2006-08-08 03:21:18 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

This time tell me your favorite joke!

2006-08-08 03:20:09 · 17 answers · asked by Topher 5

Answer: George Bush's tie. you can insert any name you want into this joke. lol

2006-08-08 03:18:48 · 7 answers · asked by Queen of the Dachshunds 5

I'm awful at remembering jokes - does anybody know any really funny, snappy jokes?

2006-08-08 03:17:17 · 27 answers · asked by Billybob 1

This was on one of those quizshows late at night
I love cats. Tomorrow I'll buy 24 cats. Thats not enough cats for me though. So I'll get 5 cats every day for 2 weeks.All those cats! Wow! I love cats. Count all the cats.

Please sum1 help and BTW its not the obvious answer like 90.... Its drivin me insane!!

2006-08-08 03:13:26 · 30 answers · asked by shivy 3

lets take a moment from the serious life we lead and hav a giggle!!

2006-08-08 03:03:39 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

A horse and a chicken were good friends on the farm. One day, the horse fell in the mud, and started sinking. He winnied to the chicken for help. The chicken ran to get the farmer, but he had left with the only tractor. Spying the farmers Harley sitting in the yard with the keys in it, he jumped on and rode over to pull out the horse and rescue him. A week later, the chicken fell in the mud and began to sink. He clucked to the horse to save him, so the horse straddled the mud, and told the chicken to grab on to his penis. The chicken grabbed hold, and the horse lifted him out saving his life.

What is the moral of this story?

2006-08-08 02:46:21 · 9 answers · asked by Beck 4

2006-08-08 02:44:29 · 10 answers · asked by gamerguy12003 3

he is in steve now....

2006-08-08 02:31:09 · 12 answers · asked by darkpony6262 3

Is it something under control or it's something natural?

2006-08-08 02:28:44 · 4 answers · asked by Yahoo! Answers. 1

Question is simple what is the difference between ordinary man and SUPER MAN?????????

2006-08-08 02:14:38 · 17 answers · asked by SWEETIE 1

I'm sure this is really obvious but I want to see how obvious :)

2006-08-08 02:06:00 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

She did it out of habit!

2006-08-08 01:19:57 · 7 answers · asked by mynx326 4

2006-08-08 01:13:20 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous

its a joke before anyone asks

2006-08-08 01:08:07 · 16 answers · asked by greg h 2

There are five acquaintances. One of them shot and killed one of the other five. Which man is the murderer?

1. Dan ran in the NY City marathon yesterday with one of the innocent men.
2. Mike considered being a farmer before he moved to the city.
3. Jeff is a top-notch computer consultant and wants to install Ben's new computer next week.
4. The murderer had his leg amputated last month.
5. Ben met Jack for the first time six months ago.
6. Jack has been in seclusion since the crime.
7. Dan used to drink heavily.
8. Ben and Jeff built their last computers together.
9. The murderer is Jack's brother; they grew up together in Seattle.

2006-08-08 01:07:25 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

What D was signed in the 1649736th reign of the Great Oceloth of Grunj?

2006-08-08 01:07:24 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous

A man is walking down a road with a basket of eggs. As he is walking he meets someone who buys one-half of his eggs plus one-half of an egg. He walks a little further and meets another person who buys one-half of his eggs plus one-half of an egg. After proceeding further he meets another person who buys one-half of his eggs plus one half an egg. At this point he has sold all of his eggs, and he never broke an egg. How many eggs did the man have to start with?

2006-08-08 01:06:17 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

Who said 'A yurnit of quince on Alpha Centauri is not worth a sproobal's mantivol on Monoceros'?

2006-08-08 01:06:00 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-08-08 01:05:08 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous

Whats the difference between a frenchman and a bag of crap?

2006-08-08 01:00:57 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-08-08 00:21:27 · 15 answers · asked by Mr X 4

A plane is on its way to Detroit when a blonde woman in economy class gets up and moves into an open seat in the first class section.



The flight attendant watches her do this, and politely informs the woman that she must sit in economy class because that's the type of ticket she paid for.

The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Detroit and I'm staying right here."



After repeated attempts and no success at convincing the woman to move, the flight attendant goes into the cockpit and informs the pilot and co-piolet that there's a blonde bimbo sitting in first class who refuses to go back to her proper seat. The co-pilot goes back to the woman and explains why she needs to move, but once again the woman replies by saying, "I'm blonde, I'm beatiful, I'm going to Detroit and I'm staying right here."



The co-pilot returns to the cockpit and suggests that perhaps they should have the arrival gate call the police and have the woman arrested when they land. The pilot says, "You say she's blonde? I'll handle this. I'm married to a blonde. I speak blonde." He goes back to the woman and whispers quietly in her ear, and she says, "Oh, I'm sorry," then quickly moves back to her seat in economy class.

The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and ask him what he said to get her to move back to economy without causing any fuss.

"I told her first class isn't going to Detroit."

2006-08-08 00:13:22 · 6 answers · asked by gogobanca 4

There was a green house.
Inside the green house there was a white house
Inside the white house there was a red house.
Inside the red house there were lots of babies

A war but no blood, a killing without a casualty. What is this?

2006-08-08 00:10:13 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

The Top Ten Reasons

Men Prefer Guns Over Women

#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3. A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....

#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN

2006-08-08 00:01:27 · 12 answers · asked by gogobanca 4

bet ya cant beat that!!.if u do u get 10 u know that!!

2006-08-07 23:37:14 · 7 answers · asked by piyu 1

A man while looking at a photograph said, "Brothers and sisters have I none. That man's father is my father's son." Who was the person in the photograph?

2006-08-07 23:31:20 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous

first person to answer correctly gets 10 points tomorrow

2006-08-07 23:27:01 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous

A man wanted to enter an exclusive club but did not know the password that was required. He waited by the door and listened. A club member knocked on the door and the doorman said, "twelve." The member replied, "six " and was let in. A second member came to the door and the doorman said, "six." The member replied, "three" and was let in. The man thought he had heard enough and walked up to the door. The doorman said ,"ten" and the man replied, "five." But he was not let in.

What should have he said?

2006-08-07 23:15:57 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous