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Question

Who said 'A yurnit of quince on Alpha Centauri is not worth a sproobal's mantivol on Monoceros'?

Answer 1

Ahhhh Yes!! I remember it well. That line came from Act 2-Scene 3 of Byrol Xarnax's searing masterpiece of deceit, revenge and nice little tea cakes, "The Merchant of Venus." It was spoken by The Merchant (he was never given a proper name -- he was, after all, a criminal mastermind wanted in no fewer than 17 different star systems).

As all educated people know, he was referring to the obvious fact that "Quince" on Alpha Centauri is as common as gringnubs on a Bartusian Jamflapper (and we've all been THERE, haven't we?). Consequently, even a "yurnit" of the stuff has no value against the equally common Sproobal's Mantivol. Because, once again, as all educated people know, at least the mantivol of the sproobal is good for potted geraniums.

Hope this helps.

Answer 2

You really are trying to rack my brain today. OK here is the truth. I said it Although I regret it now, and I am really surprised someone remembered it after all these parsepts. I was only trying to have a quiet vacation on Alpha Centauri.

Answer 3

Oh, let me think. Was that guy, Romulus R. Pantoofi, or maybe it was Jonathan Q. Spiffington !V. And by the way, it wasn't a yumit of quince, it was a grapple of quince.

Answer 4

Aye Aye Captain!

That would have to be Captain Fitherford from Planet Krakishan.

He always comes up with loony quotes like that!

Answer 5

I think that was John Lennon, in 1967. Allegedly, it has been denied that he was high at the time.

Answer 6

my dad

Answer 7

i dont get sorry....