Jokes & Riddles - August 2006

2006-08-08 10:45:03 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-08-08 10:40:43 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-08-08 10:40:02 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-08-08 10:39:34 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-08-08 10:39:02 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-08-08 10:38:54 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-08-08 10:37:57 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

such as..."ugly as a mud fence"...."thick as brick"...

2006-08-08 10:37:22 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-08-08 10:34:57 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-08-08 10:30:42 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

Place yourself infront of two doors, equal in every way. Behind both is someone you love with every fiber of your being, both containing a different person. Niether of which is worth more than the other. Both are locked and seemingly impossible to get through, but you have to go through one.
Which do you strive for?

2006-08-08 10:29:17 · 11 answers · asked by Twîâ? Â¢h 1

The more you crack it..the more people like you...

2006-08-08 10:27:27 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-08-08 10:25:08 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

the more I dry, the wetter i'll be? what is it?

2006-08-08 10:25:00 · 8 answers · asked by diamonds_are_forever<3 3

2006-08-08 10:13:54 · 5 answers · asked by jamie_foster2 1

Invisible Apple

There are 20 people in an empty, square room. Each person has full sight of the entire room and everyone in it without turning his head or body, or moving in any way (other than the eyes). Where can you place an apple so that all but one person can see it?

2006-08-08 10:12:47 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

Anyone have any great blonde jokes? I want to hear them, but please, no dirty ones!

2006-08-08 10:04:46 · 18 answers · asked by ♥ His Truly 2

I'm bored can ne 1 tell me some riddles and their answers so i can tell my friends them? THX

2006-08-08 10:01:38 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

It's some sort of pattern i think....but i really want answers! Thanks!

KXZ NTFD VSTPV TPQ XF SKQ XLSVBUQ XI SKQ NTCBE VKXJ BF FQXJBT EQFSPTW???

2006-08-08 09:57:16 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-08-08 09:53:52 · 24 answers · asked by jogi 1

If they are that concerned with gasoline explosions, why dont they make the gas pump handle an antistatic device?

2006-08-08 09:39:21 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

read this today, but i dont get the answer,,can u explain it to me lol? ty

2006-08-08 09:29:23 · 12 answers · asked by pinky 3

Out of the Blue coller Boys Whos Funnier and explain

I think Ron White Drunk in Public is a knee slapper for sure

2006-08-08 09:25:16 · 6 answers · asked by Papa Cheeto 1

enyone?

2006-08-08 09:24:10 · 13 answers · asked by zoli_zly 3

Jon and Amanpreet were in a mental institution. This place had an
annual
contest picking two of the best patients and gives them two
questions. If they
got them correct, they're deemed cured and free to go.

Jon was called into the doctor's office first and asked if he
understood that
he'd be free if he answered the questions correctly.

The doctor said, "Jon, what would happen if I poked out one of your
eyes?"

Jon said, "I'd be half blind."

"That's correct. What if I poked out both eyes?"

"I'd be completely blind."

The doctor stood up, shook Jon's hand, and told him he was free.

On Jon's way out, as the doctor filled out the paperwork, Jon
mentioned the
exam to Amanpreet. He told him what questions were going to be asked
and gave
him the answers.

So Amanpreet came in. The doctor went thru the formalities and
asked, "What
would happen if I cut off one ear?"

2006-08-08 09:12:21 · 15 answers · asked by simply_boring 4

You ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese sandwich???

2006-08-08 09:05:24 · 10 answers · asked by Kevin M 3

2006-08-08 08:59:19 · 3 answers · asked by Fraggle 1

Jokes, quotes etc
( No Knob heads please!)

2006-08-08 08:50:07 · 42 answers · asked by nikki 2

There once was a lady who was tired of living alone. So she put an ad in the paper which outlined her requirements. She wanted a man who 1) would treat her nicely, 2) wouldn't run away from her, and 3) would be good in bed. Then, one day, she heard the doorbell ring. She answered it, and there on the front porch was a man in a wheel chair who didn't have any arms or legs.

"I'm here about the ad you put in the paper. As you can see, I have no arms so I can't beat you, and I have no legs so I can't run away from you."

"Yes, but are you good in bed?"

"How do you think I rang the doorbell?"

2006-08-08 08:37:23 · 10 answers · asked by simply_boring 4

Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation. They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy. As soon as the plane landed they headed for a store and bought some really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc.

The next morning they went to the beach dressed in their "tourist" garb. They were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine and the scenery when a drop-dead gorgeous topless blonde in a thong bikini came walking straight toward them. They couldn't help but stare.

As the blonde passed them she smiled and said "Good Morning, Father. Good Morning, Father," nodding and addressing each of them individually as she passed on by.

They were both stunned. How in the world did a woman in a place they had never been know they were priests?

So the next day, they went back to the store and bought even more outrageous outfits. These were so loud you could hear them before you even saw them! Once again, in their new attire, settled on the beach in their chairs to enjoy the sunshine, the same gorgeous topless blonde, wearing a very revealing string bottom, took her sweet time walking toward them. And again, they couldn't help but stare.

Again she nodded at each of them, saying "Good morning, Father. Good morning, Father," as she passed by.

One of the priests couldn't stand it any longer and called after her, "Just a minute young lady!"

"Yes, Father?" she said as she stopped and turned back.

"We are priests and are proud of it, but I have to know: how in the world did you know we are priests, dressed as we are?"
The woman smiled, bent over a bit, and pulled off her sunglasses.

"Father," she said in a purr, "don't you recognize me? It's me -- Sister Katherine!"

2006-08-08 08:35:26 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous