Jon and Amanpreet were in a mental institution. This place had an
annual
contest picking two of the best patients and gives them two
questions. If they
got them correct, they're deemed cured and free to go.
Jon was called into the doctor's office first and asked if he
understood that
he'd be free if he answered the questions correctly.
The doctor said, "Jon, what would happen if I poked out one of your
eyes?"
Jon said, "I'd be half blind."
"That's correct. What if I poked out both eyes?"
"I'd be completely blind."
The doctor stood up, shook Jon's hand, and told him he was free.
On Jon's way out, as the doctor filled out the paperwork, Jon
mentioned the
exam to Amanpreet. He told him what questions were going to be asked
and gave
him the answers.
So Amanpreet came in. The doctor went thru the formalities and
asked, "What
would happen if I cut off one ear?"
2006-08-08 09:12:21 · 15 answers · asked by simply_boring 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Amanpreet, remembering what Jon had said was the correct answer
said, "I'd be
half blind."
The doctor looked a little puzzled, but went on. "What if I cut off
the other
ear?"
"I'd be completely blind," Amanpreet answered.
"Amanpreet, can you explain how you'd be *blind*?"
"My hat would fall down over my eyes."
2006-08-08 09:12:47 · update #1
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have a smiling smile week!!! :)
2006-08-08 09:13:32 · update #2
that's so funny!!! Here's a joke for you:
A man was in the mental instution. Once he rescued a person from commiting succide in the bathtub. The person who was in charge said, "Hey, Mr. Jacobson. Congrats. You have proved yourself, and you are finally able to get out of this instution. But, I'm sorry to say, the person you saved died by hanging himself from the window." Mr. jacobson says,"oh, he didn't die! i just hung him there to dry!"
It's not as great. But it got me laughing. Have an awesome day/week!!!
2006-08-08 09:28:51 · answer #1 · answered by smile_with_the_sun 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋
cute on a rateing of 1- 10 1 being the worst possible joke in the world i'd say an 8 lol
2006-08-08 17:05:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny Funny Funny Funny LOL
2006-08-08 16:25:51 · answer #3 · answered by lil_emie69 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol clever
you know you can put it all in one paste, just copy it all and the right click paste, the system doesn't recognize characters and that way you don't have to add details unless you want to make a different comment â¥
2006-08-08 17:10:37 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was great! I really needed that. Have a smiling week yourself!
2006-08-08 16:27:21 · answer #5 · answered by Mimi 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2006-08-08 16:25:32 · answer #6 · answered by lovers fool 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! =)
2006-08-08 16:35:05 · answer #7 · answered by ☆miss☆ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think it's hella funny! hahaha
2006-08-08 16:46:19 · answer #8 · answered by Jade 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like ! lol
you should get double 10 rating ..two laughs in one - Thanks !lol
2006-08-08 16:33:05 · answer #9 · answered by Featherman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is extra long. but its ok i guess
2006-08-08 16:16:23 · answer #10 · answered by Mango 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋