Jokes & Riddles - August 2006

2006-08-08 13:43:49 · 12 answers · asked by grazza 1

I'd like to film this..soon. any additional spin on this??

2006-08-08 13:23:59 · 23 answers · asked by mark c 1

2006-08-08 13:14:46 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous

Just asking. I need a laugh.

2006-08-08 13:13:04 · 33 answers · asked by Gina 2

2006-08-08 13:10:02 · 22 answers · asked by elchavoguapo 6

winer gets 10 points

2006-08-08 13:07:18 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

Round as a wheel, hollow as a cup, forty thousand elephants couldn't pull it up. What is it?


1st right answer gets the pounts!!!

2006-08-08 12:58:06 · 8 answers · asked by demure_taurus 2

i know this isnt a question but everybody has to see this at least once in their lives...

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/numa.php

2006-08-08 12:40:46 · 10 answers · asked by Ryan 2

1. If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

(Hardly seems worth it.)

2. If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

(Now that's more like it!)

3. The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

(O.M.G.!)

4. A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

5. A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.

(Creepy.)

(I'm still not over the pig.)

6. Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour

(Don't try this at home, maybe at work)

7. The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.

(Honey, I'm home. What the...?!)






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2006-08-08 12:06:11 · 12 answers · asked by Stephanie 3

2006-08-08 12:05:21 · 7 answers · asked by painisan1llusion@sbcglobal.net 1

2006-08-08 12:05:05 · 54 answers · asked by mickey j 1

you are not allowed to answer this question or i will not be nice!

2006-08-08 11:51:06 · 64 answers · asked by f(*&k;'jk;hjk;u65rhj76!@ui 5 1

Really, how much wood would a wood chuck chop if a wood chuck could chop wood?

2006-08-08 11:42:38 · 28 answers · asked by wolfsbane 2

2006-08-08 11:35:13 · 6 answers · asked by policethesoul 2

ther iz a room wit no doors no windows. the only thing tha iz n tha room iz a table a mirror and a chair how do u escape......

2006-08-08 11:31:01 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-08-08 11:29:03 · 12 answers · asked by Danny Tanner Owns You 3

2006-08-08 11:22:48 · 14 answers · asked by jogi 1

if there are 3 people in a room and the door is locked and all the have in the room is a baseball bat, a stick, and a piano and each can only use one item. how would they get out?

2006-08-08 11:21:38 · 9 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7

what does a wolf, trapdoor, and banana have in comon

2006-08-08 11:18:55 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

Two terrorists were chatting. One pulled out his wallet and flipped through the photographs. "This is my oldest," he said proudly. "He is a martyr." And this is my second oldest. He too is a martyr.

"Ahhhhhhhh," the second terrorist said, "they blow up so fast!"

Ya or Na?

2006-08-08 11:12:58 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-08-08 11:12:42 · 6 answers · asked by oops.powsuprise 1

Romeo and Juliet were found dead on the floor, around them was a small puddle of water and broken glass. In front of them was a large bay window that was open and had curtains pulled in front. It had rained the night before with strong winds. There were no foot prints or a murder weapon. Louie saw what happened and how they died yet the police didn't question him or take him off to jail. How did Romeo and Juliet die?

2006-08-08 11:09:22 · 14 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7

Marc and Cleo are laying dead on the floor in the living room. The only thing around is a broken bowl.

What Happened??

2006-08-08 11:03:37 · 7 answers · asked by Funn T 1

2006-08-08 11:03:24 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-08-08 11:02:56 · 21 answers · asked by jogi 1

Dead in the middle of a Steam room. The is no one else around and there is NO murder wepon, just blood and water,

what happened??

2006-08-08 10:56:09 · 9 answers · asked by Funn T 1

2006-08-08 10:52:50 · 20 answers · asked by *me* 2

The Maker doesn't need it,
The Buyer Doesn't use it, and
The user doesn't know it......

What am I??

2006-08-08 10:48:57 · 6 answers · asked by Funn T 1

A man leaves town on Thursday, parties for 3 straight days, then rides back on Thursday...How is this possible?
I will vote the correct answer the best one!

2006-08-08 10:48:28 · 7 answers · asked by bijjiggitty 2

there is a answer but i got kicked out of a math class because the teacher said you can;t and being the smart *** i told him otherwise and was out.

2006-08-08 10:46:53 · 8 answers · asked by mike L 4