I farted HAHA!
2006-08-08 14:24:03
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answer #1
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answered by soccerstar048 2
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once upon a time
a person called r g unfortunetly
spelt winner into winer
THE END
2006-08-08 20:47:14
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answer #2
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answered by Cero 4
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A crusty old Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young, idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation. She said, "Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?"
"Negative, ma'am," the Sergeant Major said, "Just serious by nature." "The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of action." The Sergeant Major's short reply was, "Yes, ma'am, a lot of action." The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself." The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner.
Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?" The Sergeant Major looked at her and replied, "1955." She said, "Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and quit taking everything so seriously! I mean, no sex since 1955! She took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to "relax" him several times.
Afterwards, and panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955!" The Sergeant Major, glancing at his watch, said in his matter-of-fact voice, "I hope not, it's only 2130 now."
2006-08-08 20:24:36
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answer #3
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answered by GiGiL 2
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Why is 80, 2, and 80 the best fittings for a man? Because he's 80 years old, had 2 heart attacks, and has 80 million in his pocket!
2006-08-08 20:12:22
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answer #4
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answered by ? 4
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a joke. sorry I'm not a winer.
2006-08-08 20:09:55
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answer #5
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answered by asdfgh. 4
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Three me are captured by a jungle tribe and taken to the chife.
the chife tels the men they have two choices death or rompus
the first of the men say , i dont know what rompus is but it must be better than death
"I ll take rompus..." he says
"Rompus!!" the chife cries and the man is tied to a stump an corn holed by 50 tribes men
the second guy figures well now i know what rompus is but they must be exhasted by now
"I"ll take rompus" he says
"Rompus!" cries the chife and the man is tied to a stump and corn holed by 50 new natives
the tird guy thinks to him self if i chose rompus ill just get raped by 50 new natives
I"ll take death he says
"Death by rompus...!" cries the chife
2006-08-08 20:38:30
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answer #6
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answered by Romeo 2
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What's the most dangerous part of a car??
The nut behind the steering wheel
haha
2006-08-08 20:13:35
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answer #7
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answered by Cloudygirl103 2
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One day a blonde is driving home when she rear-ends a man in his truck. The man stops and yells at her to get out of her car, so she steps out and tries to apologize. He then draws a circle in the sand and tells her to stand inside and not to step out. He goes to his truck, takes out a baseball bat, walks over to her car, and smashes in the window.
She begins to giggle, so he looks back at her angrily and tells her to be quiet. Then he starts beating in the hood of her car.
She giggles again, and he turns to her and says, "You're askin' for it, lady!" Then he smashes in her windshield.
By this time the woman is laughing hysterically, so he looks at her and yells, "What's so funny!?"
She laughs again and replies, "While you weren't looking I stepped out of the circle three times."
2006-08-08 20:47:41
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answer #8
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answered by Anonymous
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why did the spider cross the road?
It was stapled to the chicken
2006-08-08 21:53:10
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answer #9
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answered by kintama 1
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Two blondes walked into a building, you thought one of them would have seen it!!!!
2006-08-08 20:22:00
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answer #10
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answered by annchen121 2
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Why did the bubblegum cross the road??????Because it was stuck to the chicken's butt!!!!
2006-08-08 20:25:39
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answer #11
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answered by sarahsmiles1222 3
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