Why dogs don't marry?

Answer 1

I thought you'd never ask!!!

Answer 2

THE STORY OF THE DOGS


The dogs once called a meeting, a question to decide,
a question of importance so they came from far and wide.
They came from lands as far apart as China and Peru
from the icy shores of Greenland and the planes of Tim-buk-too.

Now to assure accommodation should they all obey the call, the promoter of the meeting had to hire the Albert Hall,
and should they all turn up, it would be a motley crowd, so it was strictly stipulated that no assholes be allowed.

So each dog upon arrival before his seat he took was told to take his asshole off and hang it on a hook.
Now scarcely were they seated each, mother, son and sire, when a dirty little yellow dog rushed in and shouted fire!

Up jumped the dogs all in a rush, they had no time to look,
so they grabbed the nearest asshole that was hanging on a hook,
and when they reached the street outside they were a sorry plight. For some found their assholes far too large
whilst others found them tight.

So that’s the reason why you see a dog will leave its bone,
and go and sniff another dogs *** that he hopes to be his own.

Answer 3

If gays ever get to marry, we might as well get dogs signed up too.

Answer 4

Because they are already leading a dog's life!

Answer 5

Some crazy people do have weddings for their dogs.

Answer 6

Cause dogs doesn't know how to propose.

Answer 7

i've seen it on tv, the owners are crazy! there's a whole party and they dress up the poor dogs... its weird

Answer 8

For the same reason pigs don't wear backless evening gowns.

Answer 9

what the 2 points are you talking about?

Answer 10

cuse ther dogs

Answer 11

pssht the same reason i don't marry, all men are dogs pssht lol ♥