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Really, how much wood would a wood chuck chop if a wood chuck could chop wood?

2006-08-08 11:42:38 · 28 answers · asked by wolfsbane 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

28 answers

Deep, Deep purple

2006-08-08 11:45:31 · answer #1 · answered by dopeysaurus 5 · 0 0

I would say the sky is it. Out of the two choices you gave, I mean, since it is more "it" than "purple" where I'm looking out the window.
I see you have given a variation of the woodchuck chopping wood instead of chucking the wood wherever he wanted. Considering he would probably have to use a very small hatchet with those small woodchuck arms, I'd say he could probably chop enough for a small woodburning stove in about an hour, if he wasn't a slacker.

2006-08-08 11:56:10 · answer #2 · answered by Cookie777 6 · 0 0

Of course the sky isn't purple, it's GREEN!

The amount of wood that a woodchuck could chop if a woodchuck could chop wood equals the wood that a wood chop could chuck, if a woodchop could chuck wood.

2006-08-08 22:39:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Purple and the wood chuck would chop about 10 piles stacked to the sky.

2006-08-08 11:47:02 · answer #4 · answered by toughguy2 7 · 0 0

it is chuck not chop

a wood cuck would chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could IF he had chopped the wood first

and the sky is purple on mercury

2006-08-08 11:52:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

The sky is blue



A woodchuck could chuck all the wood he could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

2006-08-08 11:51:56 · answer #6 · answered by GravityGirl 3 · 0 0

The sky is purple

a woodchuck will only chop as much wood as he needs. Animals aren't typically wasteful like humans

2006-08-08 11:45:45 · answer #7 · answered by lowflyer1 5 · 0 0

if a wood chuck could chop wood as much as a wood chopper could what a wood chuck chopper the wood chuck would be.

2006-08-12 05:28:14 · answer #8 · answered by queen 2 · 0 0

~No, they sky is blue. Sorry to dissapoint you.

~And if a wood chuck could chop wood, he'd chop as much as he could.

2006-08-08 11:57:38 · answer #9 · answered by snappypappy797 3 · 0 0

dun dun dun...
A woodchuck could chop as much wood as a wood chuck could if a woodchuck could chop wood.

2006-08-08 12:07:41 · answer #10 · answered by .: The Girl Next Door:. 7 · 0 0

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