What is the cruelest thing you or anyone you know have done to an ex or someone you detest?

Question

Just asking. I need a laugh.

Answer 1

A friend of mine did this to some jerk we knew. very effective.

You go to someones house late at night and grab their outside trash can. You know one of those really big ones with wheels for weekly pick up? If there's trash in it, even better. Fill it up with water (using their hose of coarse). Then you gently lean the trash receptacle against the victim's door, securing the other side with a brick or rock. Finally ring the doorbell and run like hell! The result is a house full of disgusting trashy water. So mean!

Answer 2

After my friend's husband left her, I dressed up in a big sweatshirt, stuffed socks in the muscle parts of the arms, put on a fake pair of glasses with the nose and mustache attached and a cowboy hat.

Then I sat up on a lot of pillows, so I would look like a great big cowboy-type guy who was riding in her passenger seat.

I had my big "muscled up" arm laying on the back of the seat, so it could be seen, too.
We laughed so hard we were crying, and all the while she was driving around looking for her ex husband.

Finally she saw him just turning out of a side street, and she drove past him.
Of course he followed us, and chased her all over town.


After a cat/mouse game, she finally got away from him, and we went to a local restaurant to have lunch. We were in the parking lot still laughing hysterically cause I really did look so funny!

I was taking off all the disguise stuff, and we looked up and these two old ladies that had come out of the restaurant had seen us and were just standing there holding on to each other with their mouths hanging open!

I still laugh out loud when I think of it.

Answer 3

I have never in my life detested anyone. Some people can be annoying - but I don't believe I've ever detested anyone - at least not that I remember.
I have only ever had one ex and I never did anything cruel to him except play a small joke on him with my friend whom he claimed to love LOL
how silly are we when we are young.

Answer 4

I knew an elderly blind man who must have really ticked off his gf. He was a veggie gardener and did all his weeding by feel. She planted CACTUS seeds all over his garden. The best I heard of for a cheating male was to crazy glue his privates in the "resting " position while he slept and wait until morning! Never did it but when my 1st hubby cheated on me, his mother suggested it!

Answer 5

i broke my exs window- but the best thing i did to someone was i got a friend to call him up (he was like 15) and pretend to be a manager at mcdonalds- and sd they wanted him to come in for an interview- she gave him a time and sd just to come into the restraunt and ask for the shift supervisor- well he came in and asked for the manager and of course nobody knew what he was talking about - and laughed at him- and we were alll hiding outside giggling

Answer 6

I once told an ex that I was HIV positive (which I'm not). I really didn't think he would take it seriously but he got his parents involved which made me feel horrible. We've straightened it out now and are friends still. I actually am very good friends with every one of my ex's and feel good about that.

Answer 7

-Marry the ex's best friend
-play "anonymous pranks" on the ex; watch the movie John Tucker Must Die, that'll totally cheer u up!
-For an ex, make the situation so that he/she ends up missing you so much they'd kill to have you. Then, pretend to ignore them
-Videotape/bug the hated one's most embarassing moments and show it on public
-Make sure no one ever wants to date ur ex
-make him/her most hated around public
-I think there was a rich guy's divorced wife who took away all his wealth and kids and made him an hobo

Answer 8

When my husband was separated from his ex-wife, she was still living in their apartment but all the bills were in his name. He realized that she wasn't paying them, so he made good on all the bills. When everything was paid off, he made arrangements to have the electric, cable & phone all turned off on the same day. That was also the day she was evicted.

Answer 9

Im A Radio DJ so i announced her number over the air and told everyone that she cheated on me and to yell at her

Answer 10

my sister had a bf cheat on her, but she got even-big time. She sent her boss over to where the cheating bf worked. The boss pretended to be Sam's(the bf) gay lover. Dave, (her boss)gave Sam a kiss on the cheek IN FRONT OF HIS COWORKERS, PRESENTING HIM WITH A FLOWER, SAYIN "JUST WANTED TO SAY YOU WERE FANTASTIC LAST NIGHT- iV'E NEVER GOTTEN HEAD THAT GOOD EVER". _Sam did work at a garage, but left after all the homo hazing.