Jokes & Riddles - August 2006

Whatchu you looking at me for? Huh? you want some leads in ya dome?

Just kidding folks I was just trying to scare them lil kids away ..

Peace

**** y'all.

2006-08-08 16:15:55 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous

Before anyone brands me as a perv and a sicko, please be informed that there IS a clean and wholesome answer to this question. 10 points for the correct answer.

Peace.

2006-08-08 16:13:05 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous

Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?''

When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep.

A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep.

Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!''

The Teacher fainted.

2006-08-08 16:11:49 · 20 answers · asked by Goalie Gurl 2

10. May I offer you a light for that votive candle?

9. Hi there. My buddy and I were wondering if you would settle a dispute we're having. Do you think the word should be pronounced HOMEschooling, or homeSCHOOLing?

8. Sorry, but I couldn't help notice how cute you look in that ankle-length, shapeless, plaid jumper.

7. What's a nice girl like you doing at a First Saturday Rosary Cenacle like this?

6. You don't like the culture of death either? Wow! We have so much in common!

5. Let's get out of here. I know a much cozier little Catholic bookstore downtown.

4. I bet I can guess your confirmation name.

3. You've got stunning scapular-brown eyes.

2. Did you feel what I felt when we reached into the holy water font at the same time?

1. Confess here often?


Love & Blessings
Milly

2006-08-08 16:04:30 · 5 answers · asked by milly_1963 7

They call me a man, but I'll never have a wife.
I was given a body, but not given life.
They made me a mouth, but didn't give me breath.
Water gives me life and sun brings me death.
What am I?

2006-08-08 16:04:16 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

I'm not saying Kelly Clarkson's feet smell bad (after all, she loves airing them out on stage), but...

2006-08-08 16:01:47 · 3 answers · asked by blooutflash 3

2006-08-08 16:00:31 · 7 answers · asked by ? 6

Ladies, Why y'all so cute?

2006-08-08 15:58:06 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-08-08 15:55:48 · 11 answers · asked by Leafy 6

rafed
tosed their cookies
yarfed
vometed
hurled
yacked
heaved
barfed
puked

2006-08-08 15:51:11 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous

Please go to the web site www.letssaythanks.com . You can pick
out a thank you card and the Xerox Corporation will print it and it will be
sent to a soldier that is currently serving in Iraq. You can't pick out
who gets it, but it will go to some member of the armed services. It is
FREE and it only takes a second. Wouldn't it be wonderful if the soldiers
received a bunch of these?

2006-08-08 15:44:10 · 4 answers · asked by Clyde 5

2006-08-08 15:37:39 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-08-08 15:35:11 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

i think your so ugly u smashed the mirror? lolzzz!!!!!!!!!

2006-08-08 15:24:47 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous

guess my name it starts wit a C u have 2 spell it right

2006-08-08 15:23:19 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

first one to get it right gets 10 points . ( good luck )

2006-08-08 15:14:49 · 37 answers · asked by ♥tk♦star♥ 2

2006-08-08 15:12:51 · 19 answers · asked by Laurie 3

How beautiful you are, let’s pretend we’re married. If only tonight we could sleep with ancient walls of flowers in British summertime. No excuses, love will tear us apart if you don’t support your local emperor.

2006-08-08 15:08:09 · 9 answers · asked by ♥Saffron♥Daydream♥ 3

2006-08-08 15:02:36 · 8 answers · asked by natrlvr 2

2006-08-08 15:00:46 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

VOTE 4 Josh Not pedro.

2006-08-08 14:48:33 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

Answer YES or NO.

I am not a normal person

2006-08-08 14:47:13 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

if so then what is my phone number and if not how do u not know something if u don't even know what it is????? tricky one

2006-08-08 14:44:36 · 12 answers · asked by I LOVE TACOS 2

2006-08-08 14:34:17 · 9 answers · asked by Coby J 2

Hmm i had this one number that when u called it a recording came up and told u a whole bunch of ways that life could be worse it was hilarious and i lost i was wondering if anyone knows it?

2006-08-08 14:32:05 · 7 answers · asked by grimrune 2

My three-year-old brother had been told several times to get ready for bed. The last time that my mom told him,she was very insistent. His response was,"Yes, Sir!"Since he was talking to our mother,(And she is a woman)we didn't expect him to call her "Sir."
"You would say ' Yes, Sir!' to a man. I am a lady and you would say ' Yes Ma'am!' to a lady," Mom said. To quiz him on his lesson, she then asked him," What would you say to Daddy?"
" Yes, Sir!" came the reply.
" Then, what would you say to Mommy?"
" Yes Ma'am!" he proudly answered.
" Good boy, now what would u say to Grandma?"
He lit up and said," Can i have a cookie?"

2006-08-08 14:17:18 · 21 answers · asked by luv_greenday_person 2

2006-08-08 14:11:34 · 9 answers · asked by Jenifer 3

2006-08-08 14:10:21 · 21 answers · asked by Lavender 4

funniest will get 10 points. quantity and quality counts

2006-08-08 13:46:07 · 9 answers · asked by ? 4

2006-08-08 13:46:03 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous