i think your so ugly u smashed the mirror? lolzzz!!!!!!!!!
2006-08-08 15:24:47 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
your momma jokes
2006-08-08 15:30:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch
2006-08-08 15:27:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Throg is so ugly he has to sneak up on a puddle to take a drink.
2006-08-08 15:29:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Somebody beat you u w/ the ugly stick
2006-08-08 15:28:00 · answer #4 · answered by Olive 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma's teeth so yellow when she smiles she outshines the sun.
2006-08-08 15:57:04 · answer #5 · answered by Echo 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma jokes?
2006-08-08 15:28:20 · answer #6 · answered by illegalphotos 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
is that your face or did your neck throw up?
yo mama so fat she wore a red dress walking down the street and all the little kids followed her yelling "Koolaide!"
2006-08-08 15:31:39 · answer #7 · answered by Bonnie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your mummy wears combat boots.
2006-08-09 16:57:29 · answer #8 · answered by scourgeoftheleft 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think i heard this one very long ago.
" yo momma so fat, that when she takes a step it causes earthquakes" ... or something close to that.
2006-08-08 15:37:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
your mom ma's so fat she's got more chins than a Chinese phone book. Or has more rolls than a bakery.
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You don't know shi* from shinola!
2006-08-08 15:29:41 · answer #10 · answered by blondie22334455 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋