Jokes & Riddles - August 2006

It is a riddle.. what am I..

2006-08-09 00:25:38 · 5 answers · asked by niki p 1

2006-08-09 00:24:13 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-08-09 00:18:26 · 10 answers · asked by mickey j 1

A man works in a tower block with 25 floors, every morning he gets in the lift and goes to the 15th floor. Then he walks the last 10.
When he finishes work he gets in the lift on the 25th floor and goes to the ground floor. Why?

2006-08-09 00:12:22 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous

Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

2006-08-09 00:10:40 · 27 answers · asked by Tink 5

Mrs Pilkinton is wondering where to take Hippo and Goose for a lovely day out. She needs to do something to bring them all closer together as a family, especially since Hippos recent experiment with drugs got him all paranoid.

What do you suggest?

2006-08-09 00:10:08 · 3 answers · asked by markhatter 6

is this why I've lost job as a fire fighter?

2006-08-09 00:08:23 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous

english is not my mother langage so plz forgive me:
Three friends(Tom, Jane, Andie) go out to a restaurant to have dinner.After they eat, the waiter tells them they have to pay 300$. Each gives 100$. After 2 minutes waiter comes back and tells them he made a mistake and returns 50$. So they decide to keep 30$ (10$ each) and give the waiter a tip of 20$.

So : Tom payed 100$ - 10$ = 90$
Jane payed 100$ - 10$ = 90$
Andie payed 100$ - 10$ = 90$
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270
+ 20
--------
290

so where are the rest 10$??? i know theres no ACTUAL solution to this but it annoys me!

2006-08-09 00:07:12 · 17 answers · asked by p_s_y_c_h_o_c_a_n_d_y 2

2006-08-09 00:04:50 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous

A famed hypnotist was performing a show in an evening, the theatre was full with the audience and he announced:-
"Unlike most stage hypnotists who invite two or three people up onto the stage to be put into a trance, I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience." The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat.
"I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very special watch. Its been in my family for six generations." He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting, "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch...."
The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until suddenly it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces.
"Sh*t," said the hypnotist.
And it took three weeks to clean up the theater.

2006-08-09 00:03:05 · 8 answers · asked by simply_boring 4

put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

2006-08-09 00:02:28 · 12 answers · asked by Tink 5

Imagine a box filled with loose socks.

10 are white socks and the other 10 are black.

If u put your hand in the box, which is the minimum amount of socks u have to take in order to have at least 2 socks of the same color?

Try to answer without checking other people answer pls !

2006-08-09 00:01:39 · 14 answers · asked by itablok 2

2006-08-08 23:54:15 · 36 answers · asked by anto687 3

2006-08-08 23:50:20 · 8 answers · asked by Iain T 3

2006-08-08 23:45:02 · 21 answers · asked by chapers 3

i came under a truck but nothing happened to me....do u think it is a miracle or my toy truck is too small to crush me???

2006-08-08 23:39:48 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

.............Bingo

2006-08-08 23:37:19 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-08-08 23:34:29 · 10 answers · asked by guvner_46 3

well ?

2006-08-08 23:30:41 · 10 answers · asked by mbhoy 2

A Leisure centre

2006-08-08 23:15:58 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-08-08 23:05:07 · 15 answers · asked by ♥ask me♥ 2

2006-08-08 23:01:02 · 18 answers · asked by mehboob k 1

spider man wear underwear inside the pant and the super man wear underwear outside the pant.this is the different.

2006-08-08 23:00:29 · 64 answers · asked by Khajapeer s 1

get rid of my Girlfriend's brother..???

He is one yr old and i am SIX months old!

2006-08-08 22:56:21 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

A doctor and a boy were fishing. The boy was the doctor's son, but the doctor was not the boy's father.
Who was the doctor?

2006-08-08 22:54:01 · 12 answers · asked by dandon2000 1

I'm suffering from amnesia and deja vou. I think I have but I can't remember. Can you help?

2006-08-08 22:51:49 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-08-08 22:50:30 · 11 answers · asked by ZONGO 1

Seven of hearts?

2006-08-08 22:48:59 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-08-08 22:47:03 · 18 answers · asked by ♥ask me♥ 2

This actually happed in real life you know, anyway tell me what you think..... Here goes!!!

An unidentified man in Buenos Aires pushed his wife out of an eighth-floor window but his plan to kill her failed when she became entangled in some power cables below. Seeing she was still alive, the man jumped and tried to land on top of her to finish the job. He missed...


How dumb can you get??!!!!

2006-08-08 22:37:10 · 13 answers · asked by ~One Of A Kind~ 3