A famed hypnotist was performing a show in an evening, the theatre was full with the audience and he announced:-
"Unlike most stage hypnotists who invite two or three people up onto the stage to be put into a trance, I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience." The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat.
"I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very special watch. Its been in my family for six generations." He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting, "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch...."
The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until suddenly it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces.
"Sh*t," said the hypnotist.
And it took three weeks to clean up the theater.
2006-08-09 00:03:05 · 8 answers · asked by simply_boring 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ewwwwwwwww.........now who would clean so much of Shi*......he he he.....i am surprised it only took three weeks.........lol
2006-08-09 17:07:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Pls explain this (in english), I really do not understand it.
2006-08-09 07:43:13 · answer #2 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL that's a good one! My dad will like that one...
2006-08-09 07:06:51 · answer #3 · answered by renee_kovach 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny joke
2006-08-09 11:31:16 · answer #4 · answered by NBGirl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
though i heard that before its a good one
2006-08-09 09:22:33 · answer #5 · answered by Explorer 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol ha ha ha
2006-08-09 09:24:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
(lol) (^.^) That was really funny.
2006-08-10 08:11:23 · answer #7 · answered by sakura4eternity 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe...cute one...
2006-08-11 01:19:44 · answer #8 · answered by risky_1986 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋