Sunday School Riddle ( Its halarious. You will definatly laugh)?

Question

Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?''

When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep.

A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep.

Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!''

The Teacher fainted.

Answer 1

that is definitely the funniest clean joke I've heard thanks for the laughter

Answer 2

You should be out selling Girl Scout cookies, not doing horrible things like this.

Answer 3

I love it. Thank you for the last laugh of my evening.

Answer 4

lol that's funny but why would you want to wast 5 points because of it?

Answer 5

that's a good one

Answer 6

Heard it, but I love this one!

Answer 7

Thanks i needed a good joke! My kids are sick and Ive been kinda down, it was very funny!

Answer 8

LOL. I've heard it before, but it is funny. LOL.

Answer 9

nice

Answer 10

hilarious