Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation. They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy. As soon as the plane landed they headed for a store and bought some really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc.
The next morning they went to the beach dressed in their "tourist" garb. They were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine and the scenery when a drop-dead gorgeous topless blonde in a thong bikini came walking straight toward them. They couldn't help but stare.
As the blonde passed them she smiled and said "Good Morning, Father. Good Morning, Father," nodding and addressing each of them individually as she passed on by.
They were both stunned. How in the world did a woman in a place they had never been know they were priests?
So the next day, they went back to the store and bought even more outrageous outfits. These were so loud you could hear them before you even saw them! Once again, in their new attire, settled on the beach in their chairs to enjoy the sunshine, the same gorgeous topless blonde, wearing a very revealing string bottom, took her sweet time walking toward them. And again, they couldn't help but stare.
Again she nodded at each of them, saying "Good morning, Father. Good morning, Father," as she passed by.
One of the priests couldn't stand it any longer and called after her, "Just a minute young lady!"
"Yes, Father?" she said as she stopped and turned back.
"We are priests and are proud of it, but I have to know: how in the world did you know we are priests, dressed as we are?"
The woman smiled, bent over a bit, and pulled off her sunglasses.
"Father," she said in a purr, "don't you recognize me? It's me -- Sister Katherine!"
2006-08-08 08:35:26 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha eee all the parish on vacation
2006-08-08 08:40:52 · answer #1 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha omg that a really good joke
2006-08-08 08:56:48 · answer #2 · answered by lovers fool 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol... hmm... nuns huh? hehe
whats a BgBlm?
2006-08-08 15:35:12 · answer #3 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha - cute joke!
2006-08-08 08:44:05 · answer #4 · answered by O'Faolain 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol oh thats hilarious lol â¥
2006-08-08 08:42:07 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg!!!!!!! .............. my butt is aching ...............oooooooooohhhhhoo .. im *howling*.........oh dear ........ help me ...
2006-08-08 09:17:20 · answer #6 · answered by simply_boring 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.
2006-08-08 11:11:06 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋