2006-08-08 09:53:52 · 24 answers · asked by jogi 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I believe Ms.Teena has it.
2006-08-08 11:07:30 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the oldman knew he's gonna die the nextday
and the girl learned that she's gonna be kissing a dead man's lips plus he's broke....
2006-08-09 02:46:41 · answer #2 · answered by Rus†edKoKote™ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old man of happiness and young girl knowing there was no happiness
2006-08-11 07:15:43 · answer #3 · answered by bash 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He was crying cause his conscience started bothering him because he is a child molester.
She is crying because she is married to a child molester
2006-08-08 17:05:56 · answer #4 · answered by Gatorgal 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the man: he's finally getting married
the girl: she has 2 kiss the man
2006-08-08 16:59:41 · answer #5 · answered by B.Y.O.B!!(bring-your-our-beer!!) 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well he told the girls he'd been saving up for 60 years, and I thought he meant his _money_."
2006-08-08 20:36:54 · answer #6 · answered by [live.laugh.love] 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That fool married his daughter.
2006-08-08 19:24:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
tears of happiness: he missed 69 years while she has so less left
2006-08-12 00:51:23 · answer #8 · answered by coolncaring 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he couldn't find his Viagra, and dropped his teeth in the garbage disposal, and she wouldn't change his diaper
2006-08-08 17:03:19 · answer #9 · answered by crazylarry88 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
old man lost his glass's n cant find her room n she has seen his bank books empty...
2006-08-09 11:58:41 · answer #10 · answered by randy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because they've both lost their minds.
let's face it, they can't peel an onion between them.
2006-08-08 17:15:50 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋