lets take a moment from the serious life we lead and hav a giggle!!
2006-08-08 03:03:39 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
David Beckham says to Victoria, "I've finished a jigsaw puzzle today, it only took me 2 years". "2 years?", replied Victoria, "that's a long time". So David says "Not really, it says 5-8 years on the box!".
2006-08-08 07:35:01 · answer #1 · answered by gymcoach81 3 · 8⤊ 2⤋
HOW does a monkey heat its NUTS
Puts them under the Gorilla JE JE
2006-08-08 17:27:44 · answer #2 · answered by Will 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call Girl: Wanna to have sex?
Santa: yeah. Only if you do it like my wife
Call Girl: How does she do it?
Santa: She does it FREE
How is the joke?
2006-08-08 10:24:58 · answer #3 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I went to the zoo the other day.
The only animal they had was this small dog.
It was a shitzu.
(works better when spoken)
And another one!
Jeremy Beadle has a small co**...
On the other hand, it's massive!
2006-08-08 10:41:00 · answer #4 · answered by stuman8484 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha! Ha! that was a good one(Maria is a pimp) That sure was funny.
2006-08-08 10:27:35 · answer #5 · answered by yaya t 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not only was that not a question, but it did not include a joke...psh. You CrAzY
2006-08-08 10:08:47 · answer #6 · answered by MARIA G. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q: What'z grosser than gross?
A: When you open the refrigerator...
and your rump-roast farts at you!!!
...I know, stupid, huh?
2006-08-08 11:32:33 · answer #7 · answered by BlakLuv_06!! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
knock knock
who's there
I dunnup
I dunnup who
you dirty boy
2006-08-08 10:16:52 · answer #8 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Check these out!
Especially my entry!
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http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AlKnrQ7m4ir3qndi27F8HWAgBgx.?qid=20060808010633AAcKwfY
2006-08-08 10:10:31 · answer #9 · answered by lindsay 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
giggling is fun..
2006-08-08 11:24:58 · answer #10 · answered by NBGirl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋