A horse and a chicken were good friends on the farm. One day, the horse fell in the mud, and started sinking. He winnied to the chicken for help. The chicken ran to get the farmer, but he had left with the only tractor. Spying the farmers Harley sitting in the yard with the keys in it, he jumped on and rode over to pull out the horse and rescue him. A week later, the chicken fell in the mud and began to sink. He clucked to the horse to save him, so the horse straddled the mud, and told the chicken to grab on to his penis. The chicken grabbed hold, and the horse lifted him out saving his life.
What is the moral of this story?
2006-08-08 02:46:21 · 9 answers · asked by Beck 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lexie nailed it!
And yo Blue Flutterby! You're in jokes and riddles! If you don't have a sense of humour, go to another category!
2006-08-08 03:06:52 · update #1
You don't need a Harley to pick up chicks when you are hung like a horse
2006-08-08 02:59:05 · answer #1 · answered by lexie 6 · 11⤊ 2⤋
I always knew Harleys were penis extensions
2006-08-08 09:53:14 · answer #2 · answered by dogsrwork 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't know, maybe when you have one the size of a horse anything is possible...LOL
2006-08-08 09:52:33 · answer #3 · answered by haywudjblome 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u can always count on a **** to save ur life
2006-08-08 10:06:40 · answer #4 · answered by ivywonders27 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have real friendly friends.
2006-08-08 10:03:13 · answer #5 · answered by sparklingsapphireeyes 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lexie said it good...LOL!
2006-08-08 13:00:19 · answer #6 · answered by Sh00nya 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what lexie said
2006-08-08 10:06:25 · answer #7 · answered by jerdan95 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sigh....i'll take your good advice and keep my oppinion to myself. sorry for offending you...
2006-08-08 09:57:36 · answer #8 · answered by Freedom 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
BULL ****
2006-08-08 10:02:12 · answer #9 · answered by krish 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋