The Top Ten Reasons
Men Prefer Guns Over Women
#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.
#3. A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....
#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN
2006-08-08 00:01:27 · 12 answers · asked by gogobanca 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yes
2006-08-08 00:05:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Reminds me of the joke: What does a gun have in common with a woman? Keep one around long enough and you're gonna wanna shoot it.
2006-08-08 09:59:13 · answer #2 · answered by charles c 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
#10 and #8
2006-08-08 07:49:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont think that it is a jokke but i get it
if it was like that ,,men will surely get boored of the guns unless they are hunters
2006-08-08 08:25:56 · answer #4 · answered by 100% me 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Supposed to be, I imagine, but it's not that funny.
2006-08-08 07:05:22 · answer #5 · answered by Katia 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wonderful...
AND...Both can kill.. just that in most cases with women you dont die soon enough.
2006-08-08 07:10:50 · answer #6 · answered by cerebral_orgasm 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
email to the NOW and see what happens.
2006-08-08 07:09:57 · answer #7 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2006-08-08 07:48:15 · answer #8 · answered by Riya 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha HA HA HA HA HA. Awesome.
2006-08-08 07:10:14 · answer #9 · answered by Dumbledore 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh ho a merry O' a Hunting we will go!!!..........
2006-08-08 07:27:12 · answer #10 · answered by goneblonde 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋