Jokes & Riddles - August 2006

which words ryhme with me?

2006-08-11 05:05:49 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous

the bridge takes 1hr to cross........how do u escape....

2006-08-11 05:05:26 · 7 answers · asked by Dawgindepark 3

:)


There's white-out on the screen.

2006-08-11 05:00:51 · 28 answers · asked by Coo coo achoo 6

good,funny forward txt messages for my cell? jokes and chains anything plz all the ones I have are really not cute or funny!

2006-08-11 04:56:02 · 5 answers · asked by Kimmypop 2

one day a blone decides to go buy some curtains, when she arived at the store a man asked her if she needed some help, she said "sure where are your curtains?" the man shows her. After chosing the blonde tells the man, he then asked her how big she wanted them "17 inches" "isnt that a lil' small, what are these for???" the blonde says "my computer has windows!"

2006-08-11 04:45:04 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

Hi, I have put some jokes and other stuff on my personal website. Check it out and give me some feedback from the feedback link on my website.

http://www.geocities.com/johncena_yo23/

For the time being here is a joke.



Two individuals proceeded towards the apex of a natural geologic protuberance, the purpose of their expedition being the procurement of a sample of fluid hydride of oxygen in a large vessel, the exact size of which was unspecified.

One member of the team precipitously descended, sustaining severe damage to the upper cranial portion of his anatomical structure.

Subsequently the second member of the team performed a self-rotational translation, oriented in the same direction taken by the first team member.

In simple English what does this translate to????


Jack and Jill went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water
Jack fell down and broke his crown
And Jill came tumbling after!

2006-08-11 04:38:09 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

Only fowl jokes please

2006-08-11 04:37:40 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-08-11 04:34:36 · 12 answers · asked by kookookachoo_84 2

A man was calling out in a supermarket, "Cookeen? Cookeen?" The shelf-stacker said "Cooking fats are in the third aisle" The man said "It's okay, I'm calling the wife. That's my pet name for her in public" "In public? What do you call her at home?" "Lard ars e"

2006-08-11 04:34:17 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

who ever gets it first wins

2006-08-11 04:27:03 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

Maybe I am getting a little soft, I have not had to work this hard in a long time. I am feeling really beat up.
I could use a hand.
Suggestions?

2006-08-11 04:19:03 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous

give by heart

2006-08-11 04:14:53 · 24 answers · asked by parvez k 1

down in dingly dell, he found her in the bedroom, grabbing her heaving shoulders he?...................

2006-08-11 04:13:09 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

Once upon a time Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the forest to her grandmother's house. She was carrying a basket full of wonderful goodies for her and her grandmother to eat...
she also had a big gun to protect herself in the woods.
One day Little Red Riding Hood came upon a Fox. The fox looked at Little Red and says "Little Red Riding hood, what are you doing walking in the forest by yourself. You know if the wolf catches you he will rip your clothes off and fondle your titties."
Little Red sighs and smiles at the fox and slowly opens her basket and shows the fox her gun and says "No he won't, see I have a gun to protect myself." She smiles and skips away from the fox to her grandmother's house.

2006-08-11 04:11:07 · 8 answers · asked by VetteLeo 6

2006-08-11 04:03:41 · 19 answers · asked by Sarah G 2

http://www.teluguone.com/funtime/index.jsp?filename=stupidqs.htm

2006-08-11 04:03:17 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous

http://www.teluguone.com/funtime/index.jsp?filename=lalooji.htm

2006-08-11 03:59:09 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous

plus, can you give me really good yo mama jokes. i want some that you think nobody heard it yet but i want it funny.

2006-08-11 03:58:45 · 5 answers · asked by ben h 2

2006-08-11 03:58:24 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

Dont always tink like tht......think different.....

2006-08-11 03:46:20 · 6 answers · asked by AjJu 1

Thanks in advance for cheering me up :-)

2006-08-11 03:45:06 · 2 answers · asked by playful 3

There is a man that lives on the top floor of a very tall building. Everyday he gets the elevator down to the ground floor to leave the building to go to work. Upon returning from work though, he can only travel half way up in the lift and has to walk the rest of the way unless it's raining!

WHY?

This is probably the best known and most celebrated of all lateral Thinking puzzles. It is a true classic. Although there are many possible Solutions that fit the initial conditions, only the canonical answer is truly satisfying.

2006-08-11 03:37:56 · 7 answers · asked by SONI 2

2006-08-11 03:33:41 · 6 answers · asked by Gigglebox 1

Wev'e all done it, asked a silly question just for laughs! that is all they are just for laughs!!
so can i ask you why their is always someone answering the question you post so seriously?
i mean come on get a grip we are just trying to have some fun......
from a very befuddled man.....!!!!!?????

2006-08-11 03:31:38 · 4 answers · asked by chipz and gravy 2

How many people here are at work? How many are supposed to be using the computer for constructive purposes?

2006-08-11 03:28:45 · 8 answers · asked by bowlingcap 2

2006-08-11 03:27:22 · 11 answers · asked by Usha 2

http://www.teluguone.com/funtime/videos/index.jsp?filename=motorcyclessoundsfunnyparody.htm

2006-08-11 03:24:01 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-08-11 03:17:43 · 12 answers · asked by markspanishfly 2

http://www.teluguone.com/funtime/index.jsp?filename=europeItaly.htm

2006-08-11 03:15:23 · 9 answers · asked by Seungyong W 5

If quitters never win and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while your ahead"?!

2006-08-11 03:14:59 · 10 answers · asked by roseseeth 1