Once upon a time Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the forest to her grandmother's house. She was carrying a basket full of wonderful goodies for her and her grandmother to eat...
she also had a big gun to protect herself in the woods.
One day Little Red Riding Hood came upon a Fox. The fox looked at Little Red and says "Little Red Riding hood, what are you doing walking in the forest by yourself. You know if the wolf catches you he will rip your clothes off and fondle your titties."
Little Red sighs and smiles at the fox and slowly opens her basket and shows the fox her gun and says "No he won't, see I have a gun to protect myself." She smiles and skips away from the fox to her grandmother's house.
2006-08-11 04:11:07 · 8 answers · asked by VetteLeo 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Little red gets deep within the forest when she comes upon a bear who wanders up to her and smells the yummy food in the basket then thinks to himself for a second and says, "What are you, stupid, Little Red? You know if the Wolf catches you alone in the forest he's going to rip your clothes off and fondle your titties."
Little Red shows the bear the big gun in her basket and smiles, "No he won't I have a big gun in my basket ...." She pulls out the gun "See, nothing can harm me." Little Red smiles and skips to grandmother's house.
Little red finally makes it to grandmother's house...and knocks on the door...no one answers so she goes right in. She walks to the bed, sees the Wolf and screams as the Wolf yells, "Little Red Riding Hood, I am going to rip your clothes off and fondle your titties!"
The wolf reaches out to her and Little Red smiles and pulls out her gun and yells, "No you're not! You are going to EAT ME, JUST LIKE THE BOOKS SAYS”
2006-08-11 04:11:23 · update #1
haha wow... thats one of the best "adult" jokes i have head in a long time. The guys at work r gonna love it.
2006-08-11 04:17:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
how innocent little red riding hood was!
LOL!
what a joke for people from all walks of life!
thanks for sharing!
2006-08-11 04:20:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehehehehhe I laughed so hard I stuttered while typing! Good one.
2006-08-11 04:28:59 · answer #3 · answered by dogsrwork 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute. You use creative thinking.
2006-08-11 04:29:53 · answer #4 · answered by nakedandsucking 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ew
2006-08-11 04:27:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
heh. you said titties.....sorry. hyper.
2006-08-11 04:48:16 · answer #6 · answered by lizz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ooouu!! LOL. LOL. LOL.
2006-08-11 07:36:23 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
....ok.......
2006-08-11 04:16:45 · answer #8 · answered by gymnastxo8 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋