If quitters never win and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while your ahead"?!
2006-08-11 03:14:59 · 10 answers · asked by roseseeth 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
the loser who knew he'd never win:-)
2006-08-11 03:24:26 · answer #1 · answered by vanilla_bean_dream 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well lemme tell ya dat thing actually works, fo real
wait, i'm in the mood to come up with a paradox....
iight, you're reached the iateyourgranny confusing confucious hotline, stand by
so assume you are winning, then if you start losing, it doesn't say anything like non-quitters always win, it just says that if you are winning THEN you aren't quitting. so if you start losing, or sense you will pretty soon, better start packin up.
2006-08-11 03:28:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My small talk, you know,
You used to find pleasing;
You'd sit and you'd glow,
But now you start wheezing---
Well, next week you may contract asthma.
I'd better quit while I'm ahead.
The silence that kills
Those threat'ning barrages
Has led me to pills
And Swedish massages---
Well, next week I may require plasma.
I'd better quit while I'm ahead.
Remember how we used to love
With wild unorthodoxy?
Well, we went from there
To love by rote
And soon it may be by proxy.
We're starting to act
As though we were wed---
That's why I'd better quit while I'm ahead.
2006-08-11 09:46:23 · answer #3 · answered by kami_morris 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Marie Antoinette
2006-08-11 04:02:42 · answer #4 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Doctors
2006-08-11 04:05:25 · answer #5 · answered by Starlight 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you quit while your ahead at a slot machine.....you are a winner.
If you quit while your ahead in a race.... you end up losing.
2006-08-11 03:58:14 · answer #6 · answered by echiasso 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Best Deep though is about love only.
2006-08-11 03:54:48 · answer #7 · answered by maxtoolpusher 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
don't quit UNTIL you get ahead?!? then you haven't lost but won and can now stop :)
2006-08-11 03:48:33 · answer #8 · answered by hiddenhotty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One who gambles.
2006-08-11 03:58:12 · answer #9 · answered by M45-S355 l_l532 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A smart one. LOL.
2006-08-11 08:40:36 · answer #10 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋