2006-08-11 03:33:41 · 6 answers · asked by Gigglebox 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
try the site bored.com it has louds of silly things on it..........
2006-08-13 12:07:10 · answer #1 · answered by theblackwitch 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
humorous right here is yet another one a clergyman and a taxi driving force the two died and went to heaven. St. Peter replaced into on the Pearly gates waiting for them. 'contain me', mentioned St. Peter to the taxi driving force. The taxi driving force did as he replaced into informed and accompanied St. Peter to a mansion. It had something you need to think of from a bowling alley to an olympic length pool. 'Wow, thank you', mentioned the taxi driving force. next, St. Peter led the priest to a rugged old shack with a bunk mattress and a sprint old television set. 'Wait, i think of you're a sprint blended up', mentioned the priest. 'shouldn't I be the guy who gets the mansion? in spite of everything i replaced right into a clergyman, went to church daily, and preached God's notice.' 'definite, that's genuine. yet for the time of your sermons human beings slept. whilst the taxi driving force drove, each and every physique prayed.'
2016-09-29 04:02:38 · answer #2 · answered by sather 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My friend was down last week. I searched for "cartoon duck" in google images and got a beauty. Really did the trick. Send him a duck.
2006-08-11 03:57:27 · answer #3 · answered by nev 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Send this!
http://www.epica-awards.org/assets/epica/2004/winners/film/flv/06037.htm
2006-08-11 03:57:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep
I have lent it to my friend E T
Phone E T he will drop it off for him to have a good laugh at
Then just send it back to me
2006-08-11 04:27:29 · answer #5 · answered by itsa o 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Does s/he like Bill Gates? I've got a joke for her/him about Bill Gates, the richest guy on planet earth.........Bill Gates. He is also the third richest man of all time!!!
That's awesome, and I think your friend is gonna like this.
2006-08-11 04:21:55 · answer #6 · answered by RealArsenalFan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋