A man was calling out in a supermarket, "Cookeen? Cookeen?" The shelf-stacker said "Cooking fats are in the third aisle" The man said "It's okay, I'm calling the wife. That's my pet name for her in public" "In public? What do you call her at home?" "Lard ars e"
2006-08-11 04:34:17 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL. I love your jokes. LOL.
Have a great evening!
2006-08-11 07:28:54 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I must have met your WIFE
She must have been looking for your cousin
She aked if I knew where she could find TINOBEENZ
2006-08-11 04:38:55 · answer #2 · answered by itsa o 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
check this.. A traffic officer rent an apartment, he found it so small, so he turned it into one way... he he he..
2006-08-11 04:41:01 · answer #3 · answered by meshan_heek 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not funny man.
2006-08-11 04:38:10 · answer #4 · answered by Cool guy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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Hee Hee and how many bruises did you get trying
that one out at home ... :-D ...
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2006-08-11 05:32:14 · answer #5 · answered by Gone 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so NOT funny, surely you can do better than that
2006-08-11 10:06:12 · answer #6 · answered by ed 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
uh ok
2006-08-11 04:36:08 · answer #7 · answered by Ellen T 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha-NO. Not funny
2006-08-11 04:38:33 · answer #8 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok whatever
2006-08-11 04:36:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha. . . not funnyy
2006-08-11 04:36:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋