Jokes & Riddles - August 2006

my wife is trying to remember a poam from granny. at thirteen your in your prime at fifteen you still have time? doe,s anyone know this little diddy do.

2006-08-11 11:06:27 · 1 answers · asked by Keith H 1

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2006-08-11 11:04:11 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-08-11 11:00:09 · 21 answers · asked by kittykins 6

What is it that when you take away the whole
you still have some left over?

2006-08-11 10:53:05 · 9 answers · asked by Erin A 2

Mary's mother has 3 kids, one named penny, one named nick, what was the third child's name?

2006-08-11 10:50:41 · 27 answers · asked by kackaway 3

The beginning of eternity
The end of time and space
The beginning of every end,
And the end of every place

2006-08-11 10:43:11 · 22 answers · asked by Erin A 2

it tells you to focus on something then a persons face with black eyes and a scary face pops out at you.. any one know ???

2006-08-11 10:42:16 · 7 answers · asked by honda_civic_eric2 1

the hotel question has being around for 50 years or better. top professors and world top math teachers held a convention in new york it took them 3 days to come up with the answer. few know the answer i was lucky i too didnt solve it but was told the answer.
p.s. if you think my questions too old and dumb sorry i offended
you. i thought this site was for everyone. i guess being old has its drawbacks.

2006-08-11 10:40:10 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous

yor mama begging for crak !


now you chose an different ending........ bust one wins

2006-08-11 10:25:03 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

i can't remember exactly what he said, but I remember it was funny as hell. Something about a Horse, i think. Thanks

2006-08-11 10:20:34 · 2 answers · asked by Moss B 5

2006-08-11 10:07:44 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous

A Native American Indian, a Cowboy, and a Black guy were all sitting around a fire... and they all start telling stories about their ancestry. The Indian says "Many winters ago, my people were many, but now, our people are few." The black dude starts laughing and says, "yo, check this out! Before, we be few, now we be many, yadadamean?" Just then the cowboy looks up, looks at him and says "We haven't played Cowboys and ********"

2006-08-11 10:04:02 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-08-11 09:55:13 · 19 answers · asked by Funnyaccountant 4

3 guys go into a hotel they pay $10.00 each for a room. later on the manager looks at the ledger and says these 3 guys came as a group
they get a discount. so the manager says to the bellhop here take
this $5.00 and give it back to them.the bellhop on his way to the room
was thinking how am i going to split $5.00 between 3 guys. so the bellhop put $2.00 in his pocket and gave $1.00 back to each of them.now the three of them only paid $9.00 each.
heres the problem. the 3 of them paid a tolal of $27.00
ok they paid $27.00 the bellhop put $2.00 in his pocket
WHERE DID THE OTHER $1.00 GO ???????????

2006-08-11 09:50:31 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

George W. Bush jr is the best dang president ever!

2006-08-11 09:49:17 · 10 answers · asked by Ashlin 2

2006-08-11 09:48:08 · 16 answers · asked by Funnyaccountant 4

"Don't touch my ....TRA LALA!!"

2006-08-11 09:35:08 · 35 answers · asked by hmw95 3

fiery phonics:

With the advent of instant messaging, the great bird is said to have spontaneously combusted. Legend tells that the Phonics will one day be reborn, and that the rivers will run red with the blood of those who cannot spell.

2006-08-11 09:32:08 · 39 answers · asked by position28 4

2006-08-11 09:25:22 · 5 answers · asked by Ashlin 2

2006-08-11 09:23:57 · 19 answers · asked by Jacob D 2

2006-08-11 09:18:11 · 3 answers · asked by Jacob D 2

2006-08-11 09:09:50 · 8 answers · asked by designer_bunnie 3

...aside from being great americans, famous, etc.

2006-08-11 08:58:39 · 17 answers · asked by Ben 3

She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases. On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things. On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table by candlelight, put on some soft background music and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar and a bottle of Chardonnay. When she had finished, she went into each and every room and depositeda Few half-eaten shrimp dipped in caviar, into the hollow of thecurtain rods. She then cleaned up the kitchen and left. When the husband returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss forthe first few days. Then slowly, the house began to smell. They tried everything; cleaning, mopping and airing the place out. Vents were checked for dead rodents and carpets were steamed. Air Fresheners were hung everywhere. Exterminators were brought in to set off gas canisters, during which they had to move out for a few days, and in the end even paid to replace the expensive wool carpeting. Nothing worked. People stopped coming over to visit. Repairmen refused to work in the house. The maid quit. Finally, they could not take the stench any longer and decided to move. A month later, even though they had cut their price in half, theycould not find a buyer for their stinky house. Word got out and eventually even the local realtors refused to return their calls. Finally, they had to borrow a huge sum of money from the bank topurchase a new place. The ex-wife called the man and asked how things were going. He toldher the saga of the rotting house. She listened politely and said thatshe missed her old home terribly, and would be willing to reduce herdivorce settlement in exchange for getting the house back. Knowing his ex-wife had no idea how bad the smell was, he agreed on a Price that was about 1/10th of what the house had been worth, but only if she were to sign the papers that very day. She agreed and within the hour his lawyers delivered the paperwork. A week later the man and his girlfriend stood smiling as they watched the moving company pack everything to take to their new home.... .......including the curtain rods. I LOVE A HAPPY ENDING, DON'T YOU?????

2006-08-11 08:58:11 · 7 answers · asked by maria f 2

The man who built it didn't need it, the man who bought it didn't use it, and the man who used it didn't see it. What is it?

2006-08-11 08:49:51 · 28 answers · asked by designer_bunnie 3

Get a Phone Message piece of paper and write a real phone number on it and say that 'Bob Loblaw' called and give it to your co-worker. When they call the number and ask for Bob Loblaw it's HILARIOUS.....

2006-08-11 08:45:50 · 20 answers · asked by Gurn B 2

1 C P = 25 C

2006-08-11 08:40:00 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous

ok its called a fu(k list on here you write fu(k ____ its like a hate list except not about specific people get it ?

Example
FCUK bald people who dont use shampoo!

stuff like that... it doesnt have to make sense..

2006-08-11 08:32:49 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

How do you make 3+1=0 using letters?

ANSWER:

1 second ago
3 being the ONE
1 being N

equals NONE

ONE + N = NONE

2006-08-11 08:30:45 · 8 answers · asked by *♥Mrs. Morrow♥* 2

Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

1st worm was put into a jar of alcohol.

2nd worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke.

3rd worm was put into a jar of sperm.

4th worm was put into a jar of soil.

After one day, these were the results

1st worm in alcohol - dead.

2nd worm in cigarette smoke - dead.

3rd worm in sperm - dead.

4th worm in soil - alive.

Conclusion:-

"As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't have worms."

2006-08-11 08:27:04 · 19 answers · asked by Pd 6