revenge a joke?

Question

She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases. On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things. On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table by candlelight, put on some soft background music and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar and a bottle of Chardonnay. When she had finished, she went into each and every room and depositeda Few half-eaten shrimp dipped in caviar, into the hollow of thecurtain rods. She then cleaned up the kitchen and left. When the husband returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss forthe first few days. Then slowly, the house began to smell. They tried everything; cleaning, mopping and airing the place out. Vents were checked for dead rodents and carpets were steamed. Air Fresheners were hung everywhere. Exterminators were brought in to set off gas canisters, during which they had to move out for a few days, and in the end even paid to replace the expensive wool carpeting. Nothing worked. People stopped coming over to visit. Repairmen refused to work in the house. The maid quit. Finally, they could not take the stench any longer and decided to move. A month later, even though they had cut their price in half, theycould not find a buyer for their stinky house. Word got out and eventually even the local realtors refused to return their calls. Finally, they had to borrow a huge sum of money from the bank topurchase a new place. The ex-wife called the man and asked how things were going. He toldher the saga of the rotting house. She listened politely and said thatshe missed her old home terribly, and would be willing to reduce herdivorce settlement in exchange for getting the house back. Knowing his ex-wife had no idea how bad the smell was, he agreed on a Price that was about 1/10th of what the house had been worth, but only if she were to sign the papers that very day. She agreed and within the hour his lawyers delivered the paperwork. A week later the man and his girlfriend stood smiling as they watched the moving company pack everything to take to their new home.... .......including the curtain rods. I LOVE A HAPPY ENDING, DON'T YOU?????

Answer 1

hahahaha..........googe one.....

here is one for you too..... have fun

Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair. The first morning, the girl pulls off the hair and says, "I wear a wig, because I was born totally hairless. Not a hair on my body, not even down there."
That night, Mrs. Schmidlap tells her husband. He says, "I've never seen anything like that. Please tomorrow, ask her to go into the bedroom and show you. I want to hide in the closet so I can have a look."

The next day, Mrs. Schmidlap asks the girl, the two of them go into the bedroom, and the girl strips and shows her. Then the girl says, "I've never seen one with hair on it. Can I see yours?"

So Mrs. Schmidlap pulls off her clothes and shows her. That night, Mrs. Schmidlap says to her husband, "I hope you're satisfied, because I was pretty embarrassed when that girl asked to see mine."

Her husband says, "You think you were embarrassed...I had the four guys I play poker with in the closet with me."

Answer 2

Yep. LOL. A sweet ending. LOL.

Have a nice evening.

Answer 3

lol oh my that's funny as hell, well i guess the jerk gets what he gets, especially for not telling her of the problem hmph lol i do love happy endings lol ♥

Answer 4

lmao funny joke! girls got power right there lol

Answer 5

WOW ! lol...how goes the saying..hell hath no wrath....

Answer 6

What a great story...it is more of an inspiration than a joke! Thanks for sharing it.

Answer 7

what thah! i dont get that