Maybe I am getting a little soft, I have not had to work this hard in a long time. I am feeling really beat up.
I could use a hand.
Suggestions?
2006-08-11 04:19:03 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You know just when you think you've seen and heard it all, someone on Yahoo Answers proves you wrong.
2006-08-11 04:22:48 · answer #1 · answered by Brian & Justin Fan! 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
sympathize with you. The buggers make you do a month in hand, cu,m rain or snow! no time to deposit anything in the bank though!
Can't you just knock her out and put yesterdays video-recording in the recorder? she may never know the difference.
by the way , have a good strong end. Er,, weekend.
Ova. and out.
2006-08-15 13:38:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well........I hear that there is stiff competition in the sexual surrogate market these days. Oh sure......for a while the market was very flaccid........but it is now on the rise. I strongly suggest you perk up and give yourself some positive strokes and lick this feeling you have. Don't worry.......in time this will all blow over.
2006-08-11 12:51:55 · answer #3 · answered by Marianne not Ginger™ 7 · 4⤊ 1⤋
I could help BUT after laughing find that I need to change my diaper.
Surely you could project a stiff lip and penetrate new fields of enjoy- er employment.
Also remove diaper- er- underwear/pantyhose FIRST as its a lot ezr that way.
Expereince tells- Retired hooker.
2006-08-19 01:02:51 · answer #4 · answered by uncledad 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Keep this one thought in mind:
A bird in the bush is worth 2 (or many more) in the hand.
2006-08-17 22:57:14 · answer #5 · answered by elge13 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Always do with your loving partner.
Maintain closeness and friendship with her.
Let souls meet first.
Then your body works wonders.
2006-08-17 12:00:17 · answer #6 · answered by madhurima 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like a hand is the last thing you need.
2006-08-11 11:23:16 · answer #7 · answered by Lady J 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Viagra as I laugh uncontolably
2006-08-11 11:21:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wake Up, sleepy head~
2006-08-11 11:51:36 · answer #9 · answered by ironica7 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Um..how about a couple of popsicle sticks and some tape?
2006-08-11 11:27:51 · answer #10 · answered by boredjessie2003 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋