plus, can you give me really good yo mama jokes. i want some that you think nobody heard it yet but i want it funny.
2006-08-11 03:58:45 · 5 answers · asked by ben h 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
click this link and laugh..
http://www.thisismyindia.com/entertainment/jokes/husband-wife-jokes.html
* They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense
*It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as women..and then he turns them into Wives !?!!!?!
* It takes thousand workers to build a castle , Million soldiers to protect a country
BUT Just ONE woman to make a Happy HOME! Let's Thank ...... the KAAMWALI
*A person who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE, is WISE.
A person who surrenders even if he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND.!
*What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? Magnets have a positive side!
* Its funny when people discuss over "love marriage" and "arranged marriage"
It is like asking a person if he would like to "hang himself" or "shoot himself".
* Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
* Wife : Honey ...... What are You Looking for ? Husband : Nothing. Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ...??
Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.
* If your wife wants to learn to drive,
don't stand in her way.
2006-08-14 15:12:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
YES, GO TO...
www.jokes.com
2006-08-11 04:05:51 · answer #2 · answered by rogue_roque 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes i will give u ......
my id is princekrish123@yahoo.com
2006-08-11 04:34:53 · answer #3 · answered by ankit b 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yahoo lol
2006-08-11 04:56:20 · answer #4 · answered by mike L 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
JOKED.COM
2006-08-11 04:39:03 · answer #5 · answered by sheepherder 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋