Jokes & Riddles - August 2006

answer it wisely i'll check your answers tommorow

2006-08-16 14:45:25 · 10 answers · asked by Rolando Jr. E 2

2006-08-16 14:40:54 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

So there is an American a Frenchman and a Pollock. They all get one wish. The American says...i wish to go home to see my family. The Frenchman says...i wish to go home and see my friend. Then the Pollock says... Ohh Man...i wish my friends were here to help me think of a wish.

2006-08-16 14:39:44 · 35 answers · asked by zacsgrl212 1

3 people find a lantern they rub it out pops a jeanie and says you can all have 1 wish each
The first person says i wish there were no Muslims in the world and the jeanie says ok your wish is granted
The second person says i wish there were no Americans in the world and the jeanie says ok your wish is granted
The third person says to the jeanie are you telling me there are no Muslims or Americans anymore anywhere in the world and the jeanie says yes that is correct, What is your wish
The third person says ok I WILL HAVE A BEER

2006-08-16 14:24:38 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous

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2006-08-16 14:22:56 · 16 answers · asked by Sakura X 2

plz no curse words!!

2006-08-16 14:21:33 · 18 answers · asked by blackcat7995 2

Little Johnny hears his parents in the kitchen arguing, "B****!!" says the dad, "B******!!" Says the mom. Johnny comes in, and asks his dad, "What's a b**** and what's a b******?"... "Well, son, a b**** is a woman and a b****** is a guy".

That night. Johnny hears his mom and dad. "Oh, your d*** feels so good in my c******. Johnny asks, "what's a d*** and a c*****". "A d*** is a hat and a c****** is a coat", his dad responds.

The next day is Thanksgiving. Johnny walks by his parent's bathroom, where dad is shaving, and he cuts himself, screaming "s***!!!". "What's s***, dad?" Johnny asks. "S*** is another word for shaving cream, son". He walks in to the kitchen, and his mom loses her wedding ring stuffing the turkey, "f***!!!" she says. "What's f***?" Johnny asks. "Well, Johnny, f*** is another word for stuffing".

The doorbell rings, and Johnny sees his grandparents:

"HEY B****, HEY B******, Hang your d**** and c******* right here, dad's s***-faced and mom's f***ing a turke

2006-08-16 14:04:16 · 16 answers · asked by Big Dan 2

2006-08-16 13:39:43 · 15 answers · asked by YanieBuGG 3

I can go up a chimney down, or down a chimney down, but can't go up a chimney up, or down a chimney up.
What am I?

2006-08-16 13:33:49 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous

(2)did you hear about the chinese couple that had a retared baby? they named him sum ting wong.
These are just jokes.

2006-08-16 13:33:25 · 8 answers · asked by teresa d 4

Where do they find the thyme?

2006-08-16 13:22:23 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-08-16 13:09:58 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-08-16 13:05:07 · 18 answers · asked by cage 2

2006-08-16 12:52:47 · 15 answers · asked by mike L 4

2006-08-16 12:44:00 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous

think about it

2006-08-16 12:43:54 · 41 answers · asked by Laniesha 1

2006-08-16 12:39:04 · 12 answers · asked by Big Mama 2

Think about it

2006-08-16 12:34:35 · 32 answers · asked by Laniesha 1

Well ... why do we do the things we do?

2006-08-16 12:33:48 · 47 answers · asked by George S 2

Perhaps the most famous riddle of all time:

What animal goes on four feet in the morning, on two feet in the afternoon, and on three in the evening?

If you fail to answer, I shall devour you whole, and you shall NEVER reach Thebes.

Remember, only google the answer once you've made an effort yourself! Otherwise, it's no fun :(

2006-08-16 12:26:37 · 21 answers · asked by Jimmy 4

2006-08-16 12:24:57 · 32 answers · asked by laughing_room 3

2006-08-16 12:18:23 · 15 answers · asked by Big Mama 2

Mine is: "the mayor of a small town challenged the residents to go a month without farting."

2006-08-16 12:16:50 · 17 answers · asked by blooutflash 3

A true story....Neil Armstrong's famous first walk on the moon
GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU SMILE..... ESPECIALLY SINCE IT'S A TRUE STORY.
ON JULY 20, 1969, AS COMMANDER OF THE APOLLO 11 LUNAR MODULE, NEIL
ARMSTRONG WAS THE FIRST PERSON TO SET FOOT ON THE MOON.
HIS FIRST WORDS AFTER STEPPING ON THE MOON, "THAT'S ONE SMALL STEP FOR
MAN,
ONE GIANT LEAP FOR MANKIND," WERE TELEVISED TO EARTH AND HEARD BY
MILLIONS.
BUT JUST BEFORE HE REENTERED THE LANDER, HE MADE THE ENIGMATIC REMARK
"GOOD LUCK, MR. GORSKY."
MANY PEOPLE AT NASA THOUGH IT WAS A CASUAL REMARK CONCERNING SOME
RIVAL SOVIET COSMONAUT.
HOWEVER, UPON CHECKING, THERE WAS NO GORSKY IN EITHER THE RUSSIAN OR
AMERICAN SPACE PROGRAMS.
OVER THE YEARS MANY PEOPLE QUESTIONED ARMSTRONG AS TO WHAT THE "GOOD
LUCK, MR. GORSKY"STATEMENT MEANT, BUT ARMSTRONG ALWAYS JUST SMILED.
ON JULY 5, 1995, IN TAMPA BAY, FLORIDA, WHILE ANSWERING QUESTIONS
FOLLOWING A SPEECH, A REPORTER BROUGHT UP THE 26-YEAR-OLD QUESTION TO
ARMSTRONG. THIS TIME HE FINALLY RESPONDED.
MR. GORSKY HAD DIED, SO NEIL ARMSTRONG FELT HE COULD ANSWER THE
QUESTION.
IN 1938 WHEN HE WAS A KID IN A SMALL MIDWEST TOWN, HE WAS PLAYING
BASEBALL WITH A FRIEND IN THE BACKYARD. HIS FRIEND HIT THE BALL, WHICH
LANDED IN HIS NEIGHBOR'S YARD BY THE BEDROOM WINDOWS.
HIS NEIGHBORS WERE MR. AND MRS. GORSKY.
AS HE LEANED DOWN TO PICK UP THE BALL, YOUNG ARMSTRONG HEARD MRS.
GORSKY SHOUTING AT MR. GORSKY.
"SEX! YOU WANT SEX?! YOU'LL GET SEX WHEN THE KID NEXT DOOR WALKS ON
THE MOON!"
TRUE STORY

2006-08-16 12:13:32 · 17 answers · asked by Sangy . 4

Of all your possessions I am hardest to guard.
If you have me you will want to share me,
If you share me you will no longer have me

What am I?

This is another old riddle, but a great one.

Try not to read the other answers unless you're completely stumped.

2006-08-16 12:00:52 · 15 answers · asked by Jimmy 4

ok here goes:

two fathers and two sons went to a movie theater

only 3 seats were bought, and they all fit

how?

2006-08-16 11:58:38 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

here are the answers:

1) Coffin
2) Nothing
3) Last Name
4) The letter E
5) Grandfather, Father, and Son.

(most common riddles of Yahoo! Answers)

2006-08-16 11:48:03 · 6 answers · asked by VetteLeo 6

A lawyer's brother died, but the man who died had no brother. How can this be?

2006-08-16 11:39:18 · 8 answers · asked by Jimmy 4

ROCK,HIP HOP, ETC.

2006-08-16 11:38:22 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-08-16 11:34:29 · 9 answers · asked by JohnD 1