Jokes & Riddles - August 2006

The man who made it doesn't need it,
The man who bought it doesn't want it,
The man who needs it doesn't know it.

What is it?

Great riddle.

2006-08-16 11:30:15 · 11 answers · asked by Jimmy 4

First person to make me laugh gets 10 pts!

2006-08-16 11:27:16 · 12 answers · asked by Ace 5

2006-08-16 11:21:59 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

Altogether how many do they have?

2006-08-16 11:16:59 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous

1)if you come of the shower clean why do you have to wash the towel

2)if bra is singular why are briefs plural

3)if teflon is non-stick how do they stick it to the pan

4)why is phonics not spelt the way its said

2006-08-16 11:07:22 · 20 answers · asked by squishy_experiment_626 2

i can run but i cant walk.
i can fly but i cant jump
i can swallow but i cant eat
what am i?

2006-08-16 11:02:01 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

Hi lol funny story I was spinning around in a chair then I got so dizzy I thought I was falling out of my chair then I was like I have to stop this then I feel down LOL and it hurt so dont ever spin lol!

2006-08-16 10:55:29 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-08-16 10:54:05 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

a horse fell in the mud.......lol i told you it was dirty

2006-08-16 10:51:12 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-08-16 10:45:21 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

All three must be right for the 10 points.

1. What do call a fish with no eyes?

2. Imagine you are in a room with no way out. There is a monster coming from around the corner. What do you do?

3. A man is found dead in a cabin on the side on an mountain. How did he die?

2006-08-16 10:44:21 · 14 answers · asked by sparklingsapphireeyes 5

What can run and not walk,
can have lots of waves,
and can go with alomst anything.

2006-08-16 10:29:45 · 36 answers · asked by spoiled_punkprincess 3

i run, but never walk
i have a head, but never sleep
i have a mouth, but never talk.

2006-08-16 10:24:06 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-08-16 10:17:09 · 23 answers · asked by Shorty 1

Abuse me for I will not care.
Curse me when I stray from fair.
Brute force won't put me in my place.
Smooth and even wins the race.
Envy colors where I rest.
No sandy beaches for the best.

2006-08-16 10:15:29 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

some1 asked me my lucky number. i dont know wat is it, can ne1 tell how to know wat is my lucky num?

thanks 4 the answer

2006-08-16 10:11:14 · 12 answers · asked by bjm_116 2

1,234,567,890

2006-08-16 10:10:44 · 22 answers · asked by JayShaw13 1

did you know that the medical term for viagra is mycoxaflopin

2006-08-16 10:04:15 · 10 answers · asked by spaz 2

2006-08-16 09:56:02 · 14 answers · asked by why 3

Best frivolous answer wins !

2006-08-16 09:55:20 · 18 answers · asked by any 4

it said no s h it

2006-08-16 09:46:06 · 9 answers · asked by Funnyaccountant 4

I have a big mouth and I am also quite loud! I am NOT a gossip
but I do get involved with everyone's dirty business.

2006-08-16 09:43:19 · 11 answers · asked by Truly_Complexed 4

There was a barber in a village who promised to shave everyone who does not shave himself. Can the barber shave himself and keep the mentioned promise?

2006-08-16 09:39:19 · 11 answers · asked by krodgibami 5

Why is a giraffe's neck so long?
Because it's head is so far away from it's body.

Where does a Bee go to the bathroom?
At the BP Station.

2006-08-16 09:38:42 · 6 answers · asked by clone1973 5

a 5 liter container and a 3 liter container. How do you come up with exactly 4 liters of water?

2006-08-16 09:38:09 · 6 answers · asked by Truly_Complexed 4

There is a mute person who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing one's teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done. Now if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses, how should he express himself?

2006-08-16 09:27:24 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-08-16 09:24:03 · 8 answers · asked by VetteLeo 6

mom ruoy

2006-08-16 09:23:42 · 4 answers · asked by timeline revenue 2

A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her an examination to determine the cause of the daughter's swollen abdomen.

It only took the doctor about 2 seconds to say, "Gimme a break, lady! Your daughter is pregnant!"

The mother turn red with fury, and she argued with the doctor that *her* daughter was a good girl, and would *never* compromise her reputation by having sex with a boy.

The doctor faced the window and silently watched the horizon.

The mother became enraged and screamed, "Quit looking out the window! Aren't you paying attention to me?"

"Yes, of course I am paying attention, ma'am. It's just that the last time this happened, a star appeared in the east, and three wise men came. I was hoping they'd show up again, and help me figure out who got your daughter pregnant!"

2006-08-16 09:11:35 · 11 answers · asked by Lady 3

This one's just for fun sake.

2006-08-16 09:10:00 · 8 answers · asked by Dr. Knowitall 2