A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her an examination to determine the cause of the daughter's swollen abdomen.
It only took the doctor about 2 seconds to say, "Gimme a break, lady! Your daughter is pregnant!"
The mother turn red with fury, and she argued with the doctor that *her* daughter was a good girl, and would *never* compromise her reputation by having sex with a boy.
The doctor faced the window and silently watched the horizon.
The mother became enraged and screamed, "Quit looking out the window! Aren't you paying attention to me?"
"Yes, of course I am paying attention, ma'am. It's just that the last time this happened, a star appeared in the east, and three wise men came. I was hoping they'd show up again, and help me figure out who got your daughter pregnant!"
2006-08-16 09:11:35 · 11 answers · asked by Lady 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ahaha! thats comedy! dont listen to zac cuz if u would of added more to the story it would of made it boring. good job!
2006-08-16 09:25:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hha yeah thats funny. but I would cut it off at I was hoping (maybe thinking instead of hoping) they'd show up again.
2006-08-16 17:09:58 · answer #2 · answered by BeC 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
at 1st i didnt get it but thats a gd 1`
2006-08-16 16:17:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
No. Not really. Maybe it needs more setup, character development, something. Maybe they were at church one night, blah blah.
2006-08-16 16:17:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one! Iol
2006-08-16 16:16:49 · answer #5 · answered by buzzbait0u812 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
just being honest: not very funny. Sorry sweetie.
2006-08-16 16:16:33 · answer #6 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-08-16 16:16:04 · answer #7 · answered by Angel 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol yeah it made me chuckle lol â¥
2006-08-16 17:26:24 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good!
2006-08-16 16:24:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i don't get it. sorry.
2006-08-16 16:28:28 · answer #10 · answered by nikki -nicole 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋