Jokes & Riddles - August 2006

First correct answer gets ten points

2006-08-16 09:09:43 · 6 answers · asked by Nick 2

Its a band name with 3 words

1st word............... Brand _______
2nd word ................ I just lost my face but now Ive ______ it again
3rd word ................. _______ _______ man united

first person gets 10 points

2006-08-16 09:08:28 · 10 answers · asked by Chris S 1

2006-08-16 09:07:45 · 3 answers · asked by leikevy 5

There were these three guys. They had been walking for 3 days and were very tired. They found a hotel, rented a room and went to sleep. Then, this old guy comes in out of nowhere, and says there is a magic pool just outside their hotel room. He tells them "Ok, you must jump off the diving board, and yell out what you wanna land in."

So the three guys go over to the pool. The first guy, a vegetarian, yells out "Bananas!" and lands in a pool of bananas. The second guy was money hungry and yelled out "Money!" and lands in a pile of money. The third guy jumps, when a bird shits on his head, and he yells "Oh ****!"

2006-08-16 09:06:35 · 9 answers · asked by Lady 3

2006-08-16 09:06:12 · 12 answers · asked by MAK 6

31 74
x 74 x 3!
_____- - - _________

Food Beverages 76453746 * 10 =

2006-08-16 09:03:39 · 15 answers · asked by talkative2nosiey 1

You are stuck in a room with no windows or doors. a solid room. Only things that are in this room are a mirror and a table. how do you escape?

2006-08-16 08:53:39 · 12 answers · asked by Ramiro S 1

If the chicken came from the egg then where do the egg come from?

2006-08-16 08:50:17 · 15 answers · asked by lolipop 3

It talks about what he like and wears in the beginning and at the end he tells the real truth about himself..

2006-08-16 08:46:15 · 3 answers · asked by Nat 5

Is this a question in violation of guideline policy?

if you have any blond riddles, i'll take some of those too....


female.zoomshare.com

2006-08-16 08:44:38 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

"Juan on Juan"

2006-08-16 08:33:27 · 12 answers · asked by Robinhood 1

It can be used for fires, used to get smart, used to throw at people's houses, (or the people! lol) and isn't very colorful...what is is?

2006-08-16 08:30:38 · 17 answers · asked by Orange ♥Mocha♥ Frappuccino 6

one hot sunny day there were 3 women at a park.
they each decided to purchase an ice cream.
the first one was licking the top of the ice cream slowly
the second was sucking on it
and the third was gobbling it down.
Which of the three is the married woman? reason why?
First to get correct answer gains ten points.

2006-08-16 08:28:29 · 7 answers · asked by keamar 2

the farmer rang the dinner bell and only one pig left running for the farmer's house. Why did the other four stay?
(you make the rest up most creative wins)

2006-08-16 08:26:21 · 8 answers · asked by hambone1985 3

2006-08-16 08:25:53 · 19 answers · asked by Robinhood 1

"Hump Me Dump Me"

2006-08-16 08:19:11 · 5 answers · asked by Robinhood 1

i got this email:

One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for the
>traditional feast.
>
>Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick.
>
>
>
>She told my sister that she needed something from the store.
>
>When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed
>the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen,and inserted it into the turkey,
>and re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the bird(s) back in the
>oven.
>
>When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the
>oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon
>hit something, she reached in and pulled out the little bird.
>
>With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed,
>"Patricia, you've cooked a pregnant bird!" At the reality of this
>horrifying news, my sister started to cry.
>
>It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs!
>
>Yep..................SHE'S BLONDE!

2006-08-16 08:06:36 · 23 answers · asked by xxxx 2

2006-08-16 08:06:24 · 10 answers · asked by princekaze4 1

who ever gets it first gets 10pts!!!
a man rides into town on monday stays two days then leaves on friday. how is this possible?

2006-08-16 07:46:20 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous

http://www.talibanreunited.com/

It is totally hilarious!

2006-08-16 07:45:32 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

Last month, a world-wide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was: "Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?" The survey was a huge failure because...:

In Africa they didn't know what "food" means.

In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" means.

In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" means.

In China they didn't know What "opinion" means.

In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" means.

In South America they didn't know what "please" means.

In the U.S.A. They didn't know what "the rest of the world" means.

2006-08-16 07:44:03 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

What will eat as long as possible and never stop eating until it is no longer possible?

2006-08-16 07:40:22 · 8 answers · asked by SithGirl8 2

2006-08-16 07:39:59 · 29 answers · asked by Isabella 2

Scary story > for sleepovers and campfires or funny story > for anytime

2006-08-16 07:36:40 · 8 answers · asked by נessιcα. 5

2006-08-16 07:32:18 · 21 answers · asked by compo 2

2006-08-16 07:30:37 · 14 answers · asked by lillynolilly 2

Did you go to heaven or hell? explain the place you are in.

2006-08-16 07:19:53 · 21 answers · asked by Laith Attar 2

ok answer these random questions:
1. in the song "hmm hmm", wat does beenie man mean when he says that?
2. have u read striking out? by will weaver. if so, plz tell me about it.
3. where can i find the movie striking out, by will weaver?
4. jeans, creme and white top with my white uptowns will go good?
5. don't be rude, just answer ok??
6. what sneakers should i get?? any color is fine. send me a link and if i like the sneaker, u will definetly get the 10 points!!

2006-08-16 07:19:27 · 8 answers · asked by babylove 1

You decide to go spelunking, but half-way down the cavern, you hear the entrance collapse behind you. You back-track and find that you are completely sealed in. Instead of wasting your time trying to move the rocks out of the way, you decide to look for another exit deeper in the cavern.

Just around the corner from where you were during the collapse is a large, open cavern. The first thing you notice is a pedestal carved out of a stalagmite in the center of the room. You walk up and notice there is a riddle on it, it read:

"Greatings traveller, the time to worry is nigh.
Follow your heart, and use your mind to find your way.
Two doors lie in wait, one on either side.
Each has its own guardian, protecting whats inside.
One leads to freedom, the other to demise.
One guardian only tells the truth, the other only lies,
one question can be asked to each, so pick your words with care.
So make up your mind and ask them what you dare."

You looks to your left and see a large Golem like creature made of granite standing in front of an elaborately decorated doorway, and on your right you see a creature made of wood in front of a similarly decorated doorway.

As you step away from the pedestal, each one rises, and they individually state their case. The granite golem says in a loud voice which shakes the cavern, "Welcome traveller, and listen to me, the other one tells only lies, so ask to me your question if you want to be free." Imediately afterward, the tree golem says, in a kreaky voice that is a little hard to understand, "Listen not to him traveller, for all he tells are lies, i am the truth teller and can't lead you to demise."

2006-08-16 07:13:05 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-08-16 07:05:49 · 26 answers · asked by lillynolilly 2