"Hump Me Dump Me"
2006-08-16 08:19:11 · 5 answers · asked by Robinhood 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
How do blonde braincells die?
Alone.
How do you brainwash a blonde?
Give her a douche and shake her upside down.
How do you change a blonde's mind?
Blow in her ear.
How do you measure a blonde's intelligence?
Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear.
How do you get a blonde pregnant?
Come in her shoes and let the flies do the rest.
How do you get a blonde to marry you?
Tell her she's pregnant.
How does a blonde kill a fish?
She drowns it.
There's a blonde going to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat?
Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.
How do you amuse a blonde for hours?
Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.
What do you call a blonde mother-in-law?
An air bag.
Why are blonde's coffins Y-shaped?
Because as soon as they are on their backs, their legs open.
What do blondes do for foreplay?
Remove their underwear.
What's the mating call of the blonde?
"I'm so drunk!"
What is the mating call of the ugly blonde?
(Screaming) "I said: I'm drunk!"
What's the mating call of the brunette?
"All the blondes have gone home!"
What's the mating call of the redhead?
"Next!"
How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
Tell her a joke on Wednesday.
What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?
Trying to hold on to a thought.
Why did the blonde stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?
Because it said 'concentrate'.
Why don't blondes have elevator jobs?
They don't know the route.
2006-08-17 06:20:17 · answer #1 · answered by giko 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
okay how about this one:
Horseback Riding
A blonde named Anna had a near death experience.
The other day she went horseback riding. Everything was going fine until the horse started bouncing out of control. She tried with all her might to hang on, but was thrown off.
Just when things could not possibly get worse, her foot got caught in the stirrup. When this happened, she fell head-first to the ground. Her head continued to bounce harder as the horse did not stop or even slow down.
Just as she was giving up hope and losing consciousness, the Wal-Mart manager happened to walk by and unplug it.
2006-08-16 08:33:45 · answer #2 · answered by Angel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-02 04:15:15 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...i've heard this one already
2006-08-16 08:26:32 · answer #4 · answered by Shyne_06 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is funny
2006-08-18 22:30:29 · answer #5 · answered by candy_corn_craver 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋