What do u think?

Question

There were these three guys. They had been walking for 3 days and were very tired. They found a hotel, rented a room and went to sleep. Then, this old guy comes in out of nowhere, and says there is a magic pool just outside their hotel room. He tells them "Ok, you must jump off the diving board, and yell out what you wanna land in."

So the three guys go over to the pool. The first guy, a vegetarian, yells out "Bananas!" and lands in a pool of bananas. The second guy was money hungry and yelled out "Money!" and lands in a pile of money. The third guy jumps, when a bird shits on his head, and he yells "Oh ****!"

Answer 1

Not bad!...i have one for u

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head are stuck on an island 20 miles away from land. The red head swims ten miles, is too tired to go further, and drowns. The brunette swims fifteen miles, is too tired to go further, and drowns. The blonde swims 19 1/2 miles but is too tired to go further and swims back.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are pursued by police. They see three bags and all jump in. The police come by, kick the bag the red-head is in. The red head says "meow" so the police think it's just kittens. They do the same for the brunette, and this time she says, "Ruff." The police think it's just a puppy. They kick the bag with the blonde, she says, "Potatoes!"

Answer 2

thats a good joke i heard it before though but a different way they were jumping off a hill and the third trips over a rock and yells **** and turns into ****

Answer 3

i heard this joke when i was in Jr. High, and i'm 23 now. You do the math.

Answer 4

Ha.

Answer 5

i've heard other versions of that joke aswell, its quite a good one!

Answer 6

ha ha ha ha ha!

Answer 7

funny

Answer 8

lol where did u get that from

Answer 9

thats a good one!!