Tell me a "blond joke", a clean one.?

Question

Is this a question in violation of guideline policy?

if you have any blond riddles, i'll take some of those too....


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it says that it can be BLOND or BLONDE in the dictionary

Answer 1

There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5.00, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.

The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?"

Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5.00. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?"

Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00

The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question?"

Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.

Answer 2

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head are stuck on an island 20 miles away from land. The red head swims ten miles, is too tired to go further, and drowns. The brunette swims fifteen miles, is too tired to go further, and drowns. The blonde swims 19 1/2 miles but is too tired to go further and swims back.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are pursued by police. They see three bags and all jump in. The police come by, kick the bag the red-head is in. The red head says "meow" so the police think it's just kittens. They do the same for the brunette, and this time she says, "Ruff." The police think it's just a puppy. They kick the bag with the blonde, she says, "Potatoes!"
hahaha

Answer 3

This is a waste of time but here goes
So this guy just finished building his house. He takes tha contractor around the house to tell him what color he wants each room to be. There in the kitcken and the guy says he wants yellow, the contractor then yells out the window " Green side up". They then move on to the living room. The guy then says he wants a white, the contractor again yells "Green side up". They do this throught out the whole house. Finally the man ask the contractor why he keeps yelling green side up. The contractor then replies to the owner " i have a couple of blonds outside laying out grass."

Answer 4

A very attractive blonde woman from South Alabama arrived ... and bet Twenty thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I play topless."With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice; and yelled, "Come on, baby .... Southern Girl needs new clothes!"As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up-and-down .... and squealed ... "YES! YES! I WON! I WON!" She hugged each of the dealers... and then picked up her winnings and her clothes, and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other dumfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know ... I thought you were watching."

Moral –

- Not all Southerners are stupid.
- Not all blondes are dumb.
- But all men.......are men

Answer 5

I do not think it is a violation of policy, blonde is spelled with an "E" on the end,and,


how do you keep a blonde occupied for hours and hours?

see other side!

how do you keep a blonde occupied for hours and hours?

see other side!

how do you keep a blonde occupied for hours and hours?

see other side!

Answer 6

blonde bought two horses, and could never remember which was which.
A neighbor suggested that she cut the tail off one horse and
that worked great until the other horse got his tail caught in a bush.
It tore just right and looked exactly like the other horse's
tail and our blonde friend was stuck again.
The neighbor suggested she notch the ear of one horse.
That worked fine until the other horse caught his ear on a
barbed wire fence.
Once again our blonde friend couldn't tell them apart.
The neighbor suggested she measure the horses for height.
When she did, she was very pleased to find that the white
horse was 2 inches taller than the black one.

Answer 7

There is this mirror that if you tell the truth then you are rewarded and if you tell a lie you get sucked into the mirror. So three women walk up to the mirror. One has red hair, another has brown hair, and another has blonde hair. The Brown haired girl says to the mirror,
"I'm the prettiest girl in the world!" She gets sucked in.
The red haired girl says,
"I'm the smartest girl in the world!" She gets sucked in.
The blonde puts her head and says,
"I think . . . " She gets sucked in.

Answer 8

Ok, here's one, it's kinda long:

This blond wants some money, and fast.
So she goes to the local park, kidnaps this 10 year old kid, and pins a note to his jacket that says, if you ever want to see your kid again, leave $10,000 in a paper bag on this park bench tomorrow.
And she sends the kid with his jacket back to his mother!
The next day, she goes to the park bench and there is her paper bag with $10,000 in it! There's also a note that says:
"I can't believe one blond would do this to another!"

Answer 9

I'll probably butcher this, but here it goes....

A man lived next to a blonde woman, who he noticed running out to her mailbox on several occasions. She would storm out of the house, check the mailbox, and run back inside empty handed, only to return a few minutes later to check it again. The man's curiousity got the better of him, so he asked her "Excuse me, miss, but why do you keep checking your mail? Are you expecting a package?" She responded, "Well, my stupid computer keeps telling me 'You got mail', but everytime I run out here, there is nothing in the box and it's really making me mad!"

Answer 10

what do u call 10 blondes in a freezer?

frosted flakes

what do u call 10 blondes sitting in a row?

a wind tunnel.