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the farmer rang the dinner bell and only one pig left running for the farmer's house. Why did the other four stay?
(you make the rest up most creative wins)

2006-08-16 08:26:21 · 8 answers · asked by hambone1985 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

8 answers

Because the one that left was the piggy that went wee wee wee all the way home and the other four waited for the wee wee to dry so they wouldn't get their feet in pee :)

2006-08-16 12:35:35 · answer #1 · answered by capnbeatty 5 · 0 1

...one of the four pigs said "ah, nobody told the new guy that the dinner bell is for the humans. Looks like they are having BLT's for dinner tonight"

...the other four stayed cuz they had mud in their ears

...when the Farmer said "come and get it," the pig was trying to beat the sheep to the farmer (dirty joke) -squeel piggy!

2006-08-16 15:33:27 · answer #2 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 0 0

The other four knew the farmer was having ham the next night and whoever went would be killed. Plus, they were having fun swimming in the mud and being part of a "dirty" joke.

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Want to hear a dirty joke?
-- A pig fell in the mud....

2006-08-16 15:32:23 · answer #3 · answered by ildjb@sbcglobal.net 5 · 0 0

Because they did not want to be like the first pig and be accused of bringing home the bacon!

2006-08-16 18:49:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

They didn't care for the fare of the trough. They were connoiseurs of the slops.
The pig who ran was epicurious.

LOL.

Have a great evening!

2006-08-16 16:59:35 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0 0

The othere 4 are making diet.
Not that good right?

2006-08-16 15:45:12 · answer #6 · answered by Laith Attar 2 · 0 0

the other 4 werent vegetarians so they ate each other.

2006-08-16 15:32:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

cause they already got bacon!
cause they it was left overs and they were tired of it!

2006-08-16 15:32:32 · answer #8 · answered by keamar 2 · 0 0

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