i got this email:
One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for the
>traditional feast.
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>Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick.
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>She told my sister that she needed something from the store.
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>When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed
>the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen,and inserted it into the turkey,
>and re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the bird(s) back in the
>oven.
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>When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the
>oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon
>hit something, she reached in and pulled out the little bird.
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>With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed,
>"Patricia, you've cooked a pregnant bird!" At the reality of this
>horrifying news, my sister started to cry.
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>It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs!
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>Yep..................SHE'S BLONDE!
2006-08-16 08:06:36 · 23 answers · asked by xxxx 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
awesome!!!!! dude! that rocked out loud!!!!!!!! you made me shoot Gatorade out my nose!!! (OK,, i just chocked on it.)
2006-08-16 08:15:27 · answer #1 · answered by disco_dog 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wait.. so you are saying turkeys really dont have little baby Turkeys???? Then what the hell did i pull out of my Turkey last year?
2006-08-16 15:21:35 · answer #2 · answered by trumpets,horns,oboes.OH MY!!!!!! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one. I'll be cooking the turkey like that this Thanksgiving !!!
2006-08-16 15:18:18 · answer #3 · answered by Angel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one..but my hand isnt going near a turkeys hole to stuff it with anything lol
2006-08-16 15:18:13 · answer #4 · answered by Michael D 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take was a good practical joke
2006-08-16 15:12:15 · answer #5 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like your Mom!
2006-08-16 15:17:06 · answer #6 · answered by JustLynn 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i don't think she fell for it because she was blonde, I'm not and for a minute I might have, that is extremely hilarious
2006-08-16 15:23:56 · answer #7 · answered by maria f 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...good one...
but as per my knowledge..practical jokes are also called PJ's...and PJ's are normally just a one or 2 line joke... lol
2006-08-16 15:13:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao that's so great!!! I would be frustrated because you messed with my food,but very good,
2006-08-16 15:12:50 · answer #9 · answered by Butta 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I thinks its funny. Good one.
2006-08-16 15:10:29 · answer #10 · answered by ♥ tinker123♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That excellent.Your mom rocks...
2006-08-16 15:12:22 · answer #11 · answered by LAUGHING MAGPIE 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋