Did you go to heaven or hell? explain the place you are in.
2006-08-16 07:19:53 · 21 answers · asked by Laith Attar 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
What the heck?? Are you mentally stable.
2006-08-16 07:32:50 · answer #1 · answered by Isabella 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think I died back in 1860. I was living in a farm house in Maryland right along the Chesapeak Bay. In this life when I got older I had a chance to go there and I remembered everything from my last life. Even found my tombstone but the name was wore off. It's a long story.
2006-08-16 07:40:02 · answer #2 · answered by Jill P 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I never have died but I did work in a hospital for a long time. And this man I was working on actually flat lined and we brought him back to life. I was talking with him after when he was on the floor to see how he was. He told me that he watched all of us fighting for his life and then a big light came with his daughter standing there. begging him not to leave her! Then he heard a whisper change these things in your life and I will spare you. Continue the same path and you wont be that lucky! I thought it was really weird! But That is not the only story I heard. That one just touched me a lot.
He was dying from being so drunk and his car set on fire and flipped 50 times for 160ft in the air. He was pretty much a goner when we received him.
2006-08-16 07:27:17 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
um, I don't think there's anyone that can explain death accurately. Some say it's peaceful where they are, and some are lost. Some say it's just a bright white light. But in truth, if you're time has come, you'll know it and you'll be at peace. Thankfully, people who I've known personally have gone that way. Good luck in your search for answers, but be careful out there.
2006-08-16 07:24:36 · answer #4 · answered by Suzy Suzee Sue 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why is this in Jokes & Riddles?
I faced my own death, I was in a car accident and was being crushed by a bus. It turns out the bus driver hit the brakes, it dipped just enough that it gored my car like a bull precisely on the frame and picked it up instead of smashing me as I was waiting ( sudden engine stall).
I said " ok God, if you want me, you got me", spit my life back out and has been collecting on it ever since.
2006-08-16 07:27:53 · answer #5 · answered by NoPoaching 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes, no.
you come back here apparently.
don't worry about it. i realize that people worry to much about death and spend their whole life trying to make sense of it then you know what you're dead and it's nothing like everyone says it is.
so it's all a waste of time.
life is what you make of it.... shame people spend life worrying over death, heaven, hell, religion, war, whatever the hell the game is.
clue in, and live!
there thankyou very much!
2006-08-16 07:25:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is like this:A sardar ji (Sikh) receives a letter with a message Writer Intelligent but who reads is a fool.Sardarji replies to the sender with a message in rage:Reader is intelligent but who wrote this message is a big fool.
2006-08-16 07:28:31 · answer #7 · answered by y S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I almost drowned once but im pretty sure i didnt see a pearly gate or a roaring inferno. Hell i didnt even see nothing but white.
2006-08-16 07:23:52 · answer #8 · answered by houseman2012 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes...a long time ago..after getting hit in the head by a crazed elephant..life after death was ok..god is sure good at texas hold'em..i never saw so many royal flushes..and after i cursed at him for getting 43523643634 in a row..he booted me from heaven and the devil accepted me for who i was "a total idiot for answering your stupid question"
2006-08-16 07:34:07 · answer #9 · answered by Michael D 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm in hell. My girlfriend is sleeping around a lot. Dude, I need you to be straight with me. Did katie try to have sex with you?
2006-08-16 07:24:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh yeah, I died before... but by some miracle of god, i am still living! Zomg!
2006-08-16 07:23:20 · answer #11 · answered by Benduker 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋