Jokes & Riddles - August 2006

2006-08-15 22:16:10 · 15 answers · asked by ranil 1

but comes out smaller, soft and mushy????




A stick of gum....U perv's....HAHAHAHAHAA

2006-08-15 22:05:26 · 15 answers · asked by Cherries 5

the person who is number 6 to answer this question gets 10 points

2006-08-15 21:28:59 · 20 answers · asked by Mickey 2

2006-08-15 21:06:20 · 12 answers · asked by Joy_Brigade 3

and before you say it the answer is not policemen

2006-08-15 21:05:20 · 30 answers · asked by Flash Gordon 2

2006-08-15 21:01:22 · 26 answers · asked by Joy_Brigade 3

2006-08-15 20:57:16 · 54 answers · asked by Anonymous

how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood

2006-08-15 20:47:22 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

http://www.spoonman.com/nbr304f.htm

I recently got this, and am going to wear it with a shirt that reads 'DON'T BE STUCK UP' What do you think?

2006-08-15 20:13:42 · 10 answers · asked by Joy_Brigade 3

I was asked this riddle in a game years ago, and have been tormenting myself trying to think of the answer, but to no avail. Can you help?
Here it is;
'Think of words ending in -GRY,
HUNGRY and ANGRY are two of them.
There are but three such words in the common english tongue. The third is something which one would use every single day, and if you have been listening carefully, I have already told you what it is.'
I will be in your debt if you can tell me the answer!

2006-08-15 20:13:37 · 17 answers · asked by wyverex_auctor 2

2006-08-15 20:05:57 · 29 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7

solve it if u r genious

2006-08-15 20:04:53 · 17 answers · asked by viper 2

2006-08-15 19:58:22 · 15 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7

There were three priests in a railroad station,
all wanting to go home to Pittsburgh. Behind the
ticket counter was a very, very shapely lass.
Well endowed, gorgeous, amazing and with a very
low cut blouse.

The priests were all in embarrassing new
territory, so they drew straws to determine who
would get the tickets.

The first priest approached the window. "Young
lady," he began, "I would like three pickets to
titsburg..." Whereupon he completely lost his
composure and fled.

The second priest approached. "Young lady, I
would like three tickets to Pittsburgh," he began,
"and I would like the change in nipples and
dimes." So of course he also fled.

Then came the third. "Young lady, I would like
three tickets to Pittsburgh, and I would like the
change in nickels and dimes. And I must say," he
continued, "if you insist on dressing like that,
when you get to the pearly gates, St. Finger
going to shake his peter at you."

2006-08-15 19:58:02 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous

A man and his wife are driving down the road when
a cop pulls the man over. The cop says to the
man, "Do you know that you were speeding?"

"No sir" the man replies "I didn’t know I was
speeding."

The mans wife then yells "Yes you did, you knew
you were speeding I’ve been telling you to slow
down for miles."

"SHUT UP!" the man says to his wife, "Shut the
hell up, just sit back and be quite."

Then the cop says, "Well, since I’ve got you
pulled over did you know that the tag on your
license plate is expired?"

"No Sir," the man replies, "I did not know
that."

"WHATEVER!" His wife yells, "I’ve been telling
you to go get it up to date for 2 whole months
now!"

"Shut up" the man yells to his wife again!
"Sit back and shut up, mind your own business!"

Curious, the cop walks over to the woman’s side
of the car and asks her, "Does he always talk
to you this way?"

"No" she replies, "Only when he's drinking!"

2006-08-15 19:45:51 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-08-15 19:43:45 · 13 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7

Do you wanna know what's really funny? 17 Wanna know what's even funnier? 18

2006-08-15 19:39:45 · 15 answers · asked by confused24 2

it funny and gross

2006-08-15 19:36:41 · 9 answers · asked by dylreecar 1

2006-08-15 19:34:56 · 12 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7

2006-08-15 19:30:52 · 27 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7

Previously, we had this riddle:

How can you tell a clock is really hungry?
A: When it goes back four seconds.

Heheh. And here is today's riddle:

Why did the peanut call 911?

2006-08-15 19:30:34 · 12 answers · asked by iamigloo 6

a) chief executive officer
b) crazy egomaniac overseer

2006-08-15 19:30:10 · 9 answers · asked by Joy_Brigade 3

guess what it is?/

It is 6 - 8 inches long and bunches of hair at one end. Male or female, they both to have it in mouth atleast once in a day. After placing in mouth, generally to & fro mothin is performed. At last, white sticky gum comes out, it is spit out for no reason.

What is it?

2006-08-15 19:22:44 · 19 answers · asked by sshhrini 2

I got 2:
What is the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer?
A prostitute can was her crack and sell it again.

What is the difference between pink and purple?
The grip

Got any you want to share??

2006-08-15 19:19:26 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZ3eWLGIMBQ

What do you think about it?

2006-08-15 19:14:07 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-08-15 19:13:19 · 5 answers · asked by Niranjan 3

Three rabbits escape from a testing lab. On their first night out they find an entire field full of carrots. They eat themselves into a stupor and sleep throughout the night.

The next day they find an entire field full of female rabbits. They all do what rabbits do best, and the trio sleep throughout the night.

The next morning, the rabbits get to talking.

"I'm gonna go back to that field of carrots," says the first one.

"I'm gonna go back to those cute little girl rabbits," says the second.

"I'm going back to the lab," says the third. "I'm dying for a cigarette."

2006-08-15 19:10:56 · 8 answers · asked by Dew Drop 3

Hardly neone's postin here nowadays.

2006-08-15 19:10:00 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

Fill in the blanks in this sentence......Best Answer gets 10 points

"If it wasn't for my________________ I could probably_____________________________"

2006-08-15 19:09:55 · 23 answers · asked by Chappy 3

What book was once owned by only the wealthy, but now everyone can have it?
You can't buy it in a bookstore or take it from a library.

2006-08-15 19:02:41 · 7 answers · asked by liltexas36 3