Previously, we had this riddle:
How can you tell a clock is really hungry?
A: When it goes back four seconds.
Heheh. And here is today's riddle:
Why did the peanut call 911?
2006-08-15 19:30:34 · 12 answers · asked by iamigloo 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Because he was "a salted" (assaulted)
2006-08-15 20:13:55 · answer #1 · answered by daddydoggie 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
well, mon frer, the peanut called 911 because when he went to balance on his cane, he missed and fell on his @ss!! he twisted his ankle and his top hat fell off, so he pulled out his cellular phone and dialed in for an emergency, rational explanation, right?? wait....do peanuts have ankles?? or cell phones?? and if he was a peanut how could he speak, do peanuts have voice boxes?? if so, do they get laryngitis??
2006-08-16 05:40:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Coz he got kicked in the humans.
2006-08-16 10:38:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because it's shell got cracked?
2006-08-16 04:10:02 · answer #4 · answered by Puzzled 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Coz it fell with its *** in the butter
2006-08-16 03:53:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
because it was in a nutshell? ugh lol â¥
2006-08-16 02:31:56 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Because he is IN DA JAR..
2006-08-16 02:44:03 · answer #7 · answered by Cool Z 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
it was in an nutshell
2006-08-16 05:25:29 · answer #8 · answered by LiTlE mIsSy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pooped its pants? lolololololololol
2006-08-16 02:37:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
He was a salted .
2006-08-16 08:38:58 · answer #10 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋