There were three priests in a railroad station,
all wanting to go home to Pittsburgh. Behind the
ticket counter was a very, very shapely lass.
Well endowed, gorgeous, amazing and with a very
low cut blouse.
The priests were all in embarrassing new
territory, so they drew straws to determine who
would get the tickets.
The first priest approached the window. "Young
lady," he began, "I would like three pickets to
titsburg..." Whereupon he completely lost his
composure and fled.
The second priest approached. "Young lady, I
would like three tickets to Pittsburgh," he began,
"and I would like the change in nipples and
dimes." So of course he also fled.
Then came the third. "Young lady, I would like
three tickets to Pittsburgh, and I would like the
change in nickels and dimes. And I must say," he
continued, "if you insist on dressing like that,
when you get to the pearly gates, St. Finger
going to shake his peter at you."
2006-08-15 19:58:02 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's the first laugh I've had since I got on here. Good one!
2006-08-15 21:01:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
And then the three of them went back to a bench where they were sitting and lamented at how embarrased they were. Another guy overheard them and said, "Hey, don't feel too bad. That's called a Freudian slip. Sometimes we accidentally say what we're thinking even though we didn't intend to. You guys just got distracted."
He continued on, "Why, just this morning, while I was eating breakfast, I meant to ask my wife to pass the salt. But instead it came out,
You ruined my life you f----ng b!+ch"
2006-08-16 03:06:18 · answer #2 · answered by Jim S 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Cheeky old priest
2006-08-16 04:23:08 · answer #3 · answered by Binary Buzz 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehee, what is mean to shake peter, why priest shake peter at miss?? what peter do to deserve this?? who peter is?? - sorry, i am not a caveman if you were wondering!!
2006-08-16 06:07:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny...
2006-08-16 03:23:41 · answer #5 · answered by JustLynn 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha funny
2006-08-16 06:18:51 · answer #6 · answered by kayla a 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I agree with iamigloo
LOL
2006-08-16 05:53:38 · answer #7 · answered by Cherries 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha classic â¥
2006-08-16 03:04:26 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha!
Very good!
2006-08-16 03:01:45 · answer #9 · answered by Gavin T 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good i like that but i hope that does not happen to me.
2006-08-16 03:10:40 · answer #10 · answered by naturestream 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋