First person to make me laugh gets 10 pts!
2006-08-16 11:27:16 · 12 answers · asked by Ace 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
to answer your question, i think i can be funny at times. I can get annoying when I try to hard though.
here's a joke:
There were these two red necks sittin on the porch, drinking beers as the sun was setting. Yup, just sitting, jibber jabberin, scratching their gut, and adjusting their trucker hats. As they are sitting son the porch, one of the guy's dog walks over, sits on the porch, and starts too lick his balls. The two guys look over at the dog. The owner of the dog says "Man, I wish I could do that." The other guy just looks at him and says..."Go ahead, he's your dog."
2006-08-16 11:31:32 · answer #1 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Laughter is the best medicine. Really
A duck walk into a bar. Everyone looks at it. The owner wanted to chase it away. The duck walk near the counter and the owner said," I am really sorry but we do not serve any ducks here" The duck replied, " That's OK with me. I only want a glass of beer.
2006-08-16 19:16:53 · answer #2 · answered by koko 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
a man had been drinking at the pub all night, the bartender finally said that the bar was closing so the man stood up to leave and fell flat on his face; he tried to stand one more time eith the same result. he decided to crawl outside and see if the fresh air sobered him up any. once outside he again stood up and fell flat on his face. so he decided too crawl the 4 blocks to his home. when he arrived home he again stood up and fell flat on his face, so he crawled through the door and into his bedroom. when he reached his bed he tried to stand one more time he managed to pull himself upright but he quickly fell into bed and was soon fast asleep. the next morning he was awakened by his wife shouting " so youve been out drinking again" " what makes you say that?" the man asks with an innocent look on his face. "the pub called, you left your wheelchair there again.....
2006-08-16 18:41:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Stolen from Monty Python....
What's brown and sounds like a bell?
Dunnnnnng.
2006-08-16 18:48:38 · answer #4 · answered by photonic_beam 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there once was a genie with a ten foot weinie, and he showed it to the girl next door she taught it was a snake so she cut it with a rake and then it was only 0.4
2006-08-16 19:02:29 · answer #5 · answered by Lalit D 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What was the last thing to go through Princess Diana's head before she died
Her @$$
2006-08-16 18:32:21 · answer #6 · answered by adam_lumina93 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How does a train hear? With it's engineers.
2006-08-16 18:32:52 · answer #7 · answered by goodbye 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
o o o o me pick please!! it's the girl in black waving her hands, yeah turn 2 ur right, the right, the right there u go see, ok now she's jumping up and down, now she fell down and now she sat down, umm... i g2g so umm... BYE!!
2006-08-16 18:35:07 · answer #8 · answered by B.Y.O.B!!(bring-your-our-beer!!) 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah PO - TE'- TOE!
know that''s funny!
2006-08-16 18:54:05 · answer #9 · answered by nikki -nicole 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'm not answering, i just think Vettelo should win
2006-08-16 21:13:59 · answer #10 · answered by ? 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋