help! i need some yo momma jokes!!?

Question

plz no curse words!!

Answer 1

Yo mama's so big, her belly button's got an echo.
Yo mama's so big, she can't wear an X jacket cause helicopters kept landing on her back.
Yo mama's so big, she rollerskates on busses.
Yo mama's so big, she thought Barnum & Bailey were clothing designers.
Yo mama's so big, she uses a jungle gym for a walker.
Yo mama's so big, she uses bowling balls for earrings.
Yo mama's so big, she uses the interstate for a Slip `n Slide.
Yo mama's so big, she whistles bass.
Yo mama's so big, that she climbed Mt. Fuji with one step.
Yo mama's so big, that they had to change "One size fit's all" to "One size fits most"
Yo mama's so big, they had to paint a stripe down her back to see if she was walking or rolling.
Yo mama's so big, when I fingered her I lost a watch and two rings!
Yo mama's so big, when she bent down to tie her shoes, her face got burnt from re-entry.
Yo mama's so big, when she goes in the water at the beach she changes the tide.
Yo mama's so big, when she stands up the sun goes out.
Yo mama's so big, when she went to the airport and said she wanted to fly they stamped Goodyear on her and sent her out to the runway.
Yo mama's so big, when you climb on top of her your ears pop.

Answer 2

Yo momma's so poor i asked why she was kicking a can down the street and she said she was moving.

Yo momma so fat they ran a 3 -day marathon around her.

yo momma so dumb she traded her car for gasoline money.

yo momma so fat she sat on a chair and the chair moved back saying "NO!!!!!!"

Answer 3

Yo momma so fat, she has to iron her clothes in the driveway.
Yo momma so old she is in Moses' yearbook.

Answer 4

flies like a butterfly stings like a bee i slept with yo momma now it burns when i pee

there is a joke 4 ya

Answer 5

yo momma is so dumb her friend asked for her to come play pool and she brought her bathing suit

Answer 6

you're momma's so fat,she got on a scale and it said one at a time,please

Answer 7

I don't have one but the one with the car made from spandex is so funny! You should give that person 10 pts!

Answer 8

yo mamma's so short when she farts, she kicks up durt ... haha

yo mamma is so strong, she drinks peanut butter

yo mamma is so fat that when she gets on the scale, it reads "one at a time please".

yo mamma is so skinny, she can hoola hoop with cherios

Answer 9

Your momma is nice

Answer 10

yo momma is so fat, her car is made outa spandex