Mine is: "the mayor of a small town challenged the residents to go a month without farting."
2006-08-16 12:16:50 · 17 answers · asked by blooutflash 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The Addams Family started
When Uncle Fester farted
And then the Red Sea parted
The Addams Family
2006-08-16 12:28:38 · answer #1 · answered by capnbeatty 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
there's this young couple and the girl tells her guy that it's time to meet her parents. So they set up a night to go have dinner at her parents' house. The day of the dinner the guy's not feeling too good, butterflies or something, so he tries to get out of it. but the chick says they gotta go. so at the dinner the guy feels a little gas coming on so he tries to let it out slow and quiet and is successful. "Spot!," the mom yells toward the dog. so the guy is relieved it got blamed on the dog. A little later more came out and again ,"Spot!" the mom yelled. and the guy was pretty happy they didn't know it was him. by the end of the meal a big one starts brewing and he lets it out again. "Spot!," the mom yells again. "I keep trying to tell you, if you don't move that guys gonna sh/t all over you!"
2006-08-16 19:35:23 · answer #2 · answered by Jenae, TV (tempter of the vile) 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
A midwife is walking past the hospital staffroom, when she hears two African doctors talking, "I'm telling you it's wumba: W-U-M-B-A," says the first.
"No. It's woombaa: W-O-O-M-B-A-A," says the second.
"No, no, no. Wumba: W-U-M-B-A," says the first again.
At this the nurse pops her head through the door, "I think you'll find, gentlemen, it's WOMB: W-O-M-B,"
The two doctors look blankly at her, until one of them says, "Madam. I doubt if you've ever even SEEN a water buffalo, let alone heard one fart in a mudpool,".
2006-08-16 19:21:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
mines when the town guy farted like a skueaky mice and the farm guy fartyed lik a cow!
2006-08-16 19:22:20 · answer #4 · answered by dianacosmina789 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Here's my favorite: What's a fart? Just a turd honkin' to get by!
2006-08-16 19:58:23 · answer #5 · answered by Kellybug 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wave your hands up in the air till you cant fart no more
2006-08-16 19:19:46 · answer #6 · answered by Lalit D 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your mama is so short when she farts she kicks up dust.
2006-08-16 19:21:46 · answer #7 · answered by flowersandhearts 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ok.
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2006-08-17 03:37:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Pull my finger and I'll tell ya.
2006-08-16 19:21:45 · answer #9 · answered by IthinkFramptonisstillahottie 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"69"
WIFE: let's do "69" dear!
HUSBAND: wow! how's that?
WIFE: I'll teach you how.....
so they position and now set, but the wife broooooooot!3x! farted!!!
HUSBAND: i quit! i can't take the remaining 66 dear!
*HAHAHAHA*HAHA*HHAHA*HAHHA!
2006-08-16 21:13:53 · answer #10 · answered by cHaStiTy 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋