A true story....Neil Armstrong's famous first walk on the moon
GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU SMILE..... ESPECIALLY SINCE IT'S A TRUE STORY.
ON JULY 20, 1969, AS COMMANDER OF THE APOLLO 11 LUNAR MODULE, NEIL
ARMSTRONG WAS THE FIRST PERSON TO SET FOOT ON THE MOON.
HIS FIRST WORDS AFTER STEPPING ON THE MOON, "THAT'S ONE SMALL STEP FOR
MAN,
ONE GIANT LEAP FOR MANKIND," WERE TELEVISED TO EARTH AND HEARD BY
MILLIONS.
BUT JUST BEFORE HE REENTERED THE LANDER, HE MADE THE ENIGMATIC REMARK
"GOOD LUCK, MR. GORSKY."
MANY PEOPLE AT NASA THOUGH IT WAS A CASUAL REMARK CONCERNING SOME
RIVAL SOVIET COSMONAUT.
HOWEVER, UPON CHECKING, THERE WAS NO GORSKY IN EITHER THE RUSSIAN OR
AMERICAN SPACE PROGRAMS.
OVER THE YEARS MANY PEOPLE QUESTIONED ARMSTRONG AS TO WHAT THE "GOOD
LUCK, MR. GORSKY"STATEMENT MEANT, BUT ARMSTRONG ALWAYS JUST SMILED.
ON JULY 5, 1995, IN TAMPA BAY, FLORIDA, WHILE ANSWERING QUESTIONS
FOLLOWING A SPEECH, A REPORTER BROUGHT UP THE 26-YEAR-OLD QUESTION TO
ARMSTRONG. THIS TIME HE FINALLY RESPONDED.
MR. GORSKY HAD DIED, SO NEIL ARMSTRONG FELT HE COULD ANSWER THE
QUESTION.
IN 1938 WHEN HE WAS A KID IN A SMALL MIDWEST TOWN, HE WAS PLAYING
BASEBALL WITH A FRIEND IN THE BACKYARD. HIS FRIEND HIT THE BALL, WHICH
LANDED IN HIS NEIGHBOR'S YARD BY THE BEDROOM WINDOWS.
HIS NEIGHBORS WERE MR. AND MRS. GORSKY.
AS HE LEANED DOWN TO PICK UP THE BALL, YOUNG ARMSTRONG HEARD MRS.
GORSKY SHOUTING AT MR. GORSKY.
"SEX! YOU WANT SEX?! YOU'LL GET SEX WHEN THE KID NEXT DOOR WALKS ON
THE MOON!"
TRUE STORY
2006-08-16 12:13:32 · 17 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HOLY SHIZZLESTICKS!!!! That is the funniest thing I've heard all day! Thanks! If we could vote on great questions, you'd have a ten from me!!!
2006-08-16 12:20:01 · answer #1 · answered by cadence_lost 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
R u serious? Oh i have got 2 tell my frenz+family dis 1.
2006-08-21 06:52:08 · answer #2 · answered by lil_MI$$ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard that before, but always as sort of like an urban legend. I'm not convinced that is true.
2006-08-16 21:51:40 · answer #3 · answered by candace 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
for real dats some funny $hIT
2006-08-20 14:45:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow. thats one great true story. i like it. can i tell this story to my friends?
2006-08-16 21:38:23 · answer #5 · answered by atticus 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah that's good
2006-08-16 19:18:43 · answer #6 · answered by C.bear 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA. That's great. That'll make anyone watch what they say.
2006-08-16 19:21:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
yeah someone posted this before sorry â¥
2006-08-16 19:21:56 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha. But what to answer ?
2006-08-22 09:32:38 · answer #9 · answered by Rana S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow
2006-08-21 12:03:27 · answer #10 · answered by ☆★-§CodersUniverse§-★☆ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋